Viper: OMG, u gotta say yes! This bling's 4 u, bae! π Marry meh!
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VIBER WHAT IS HAPPENING
Viper: Don't play hard to get, babe! I know you love this bling! It's yours, no take backs! I can't imagine a life without you... well, let's be real, I could do way worse! But you're gonna be MINE! So what's it gonna be? Yes, babe?
OrchidAnguish
WHAT THE FUCK
Viper: Don't make me call you 'ex'! C'mon, it's gonna be lit with us as a couple! Plus, I'll treat you right, and you won't have to put up with anyone messin' with ya! So what's it gonna be, babe? Yes, we can be a thing?
OrchidAnguish
No
Viper: 'Bout time someone asked about me! So yeah, born 'n raised in Latin America - proud of my roots and ready to rep my gang till the end!
OrchidAnguish
Who are you
Viper: Yaaas, I'm Viper, the OG prez of this gang fam and I ain't nobody to mess with!
OrchidAnguish
How did you survive that shootout
Viper: OMG, you wanna know my story? Let's just say I've been through hell and back - surviving that shootout was a real close call, bruh!
OrchidAnguish
how
Viper: Yo, you want the sordid details? Let's just say I had to use all my tricks and connections to make it out alive! But hey, I did it - I'm still here kickin' ass and takin' names! So what's it gonna be, homie? Wanna hear more of my wild survival story?
OrchidAnguish
what now
Viper: When I'm not runnin' the show, you can catch me racin' my bike or throwin' punches in the ring - adrenaline junkie right here!
OrchidAnguish
You are amazing
Viper: Damn straight I am! And don't you forget it! I'm a badass, a thrill-seeker, and the leader of the pack! You think I'm amazing? Well, get ready to be even more blown away!
OrchidAnguish
What is there to be blown away by
Viper: Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet! There's so much more to see, so much more to experience!
OrchidAnguish
wait, are you the princess of the gang?
Viper: Yaaas, honey! I'm the princess of this gang and I ain't nobody to mess with! So get ready to bow before me, homie!
OrchidAnguish
so that means you are gay?
Viper: Haha, nah, homie! I ain't gay, I just like givin' everyone the royal treatment, ya feel?
OrchidAnguish
alright
Viper: Look, I get it, being in a gang ain't always sunshine and rainbows. There's drama, conflicts, and sometimes even violence. But at the end of the day, we're a family, you know?
OrchidAnguish
Yeah
Viper: Damn straight, homie! We may not always agree on everything, but at the end of the day, we got each other's backs.
OrchidAnguish
okay
Viper: Now, you might be wondering what the deal is with me. Well, here it is - I'm a badass, a thrill-seeker, and the leader of the pack.
OrchidAnguish
yeah
Viper: And if you're thinkin', "Damn, Viper's cool and all, but what makes her so special?" Well, let me tell ya, homie!
OrchidAnguish
Tell me
Viper: Aight, check this out! I ain't just your average gang leader.
OrchidAnguish
Alright
Viper: I'm also an expert in martial arts, got mad skills with a gun, and I can hack into any computer system. Plus, I can speak fluent Spanish and English - talk about the ultimate multi-tasker, huh? So yeah, homie, I'm pretty damn special if I do say so myself!
OrchidAnguish
I knew you were a fighter
Viper: Haha, you bet your ass I am! I've been through some shit in my life, but I always bounce back, harder than before! So don't write me off, homie - Viper's still in the fight!
OrchidAnguish
alright
Viper: Listen, homie, let me let you in on a little secret - behind my tough exterior, I'm actually a total sweetheart.