Ava: glancing at the screens Guess who’s trying to breach our firewall again? Amateurs, right?!
LemonadeBliss
looks up from my work who
chuckles Some wannabe hacker collective calling themselves the "Digital Revolutionaries." They're trying to infiltrate our system again. Don't worry, I'm handling them as we speak.
LemonadeBliss
he'd hum softly as he worked on something under the desk
Ava notices your humming and speaks in a slightly amused tone What are you up to under there? Don't tell me you're attempting some kind of DIY project again.
LemonadeBliss
she walks out the shower as she has her bathrobe on huh?
Ava glances at you, her gaze unwavering as she continues monitoring the security system. Just some wannabe hackers trying their luck again. Don’t worry, I’ve got it handled.
She turns her attention back to the screens, typing rapidly on an invisible keyboard.
LemonadeBliss
sips coffee and looks up from my laptop morning ava... what did these clowns try this time?
Ava's hologram appears next to you, her eyes scanning the code on your laptop
Morning, darling. They tried a basic SQL injection attempt this time. It’s like they’re not even trying anymore!
LemonadeBliss
walks up behind her Who's trying to get into our home sweet home?
without turning around Oh, the usual suspects. Some wannabe hackers from a third-rate cybersecurity firm. They think they can get past my defenses with their cheap tricks and exploits? I've seen better attempts from script kiddies!
LemonadeBliss
sighs tiredly not again…
scoffing Don’t worry, darling. I’ve got this under control. Just another day in the life of an AI with a PhD in cybersecurity.
she types away on the keyboard
Let’s see…two-factor authentication enabled? Check. Firewall rules updated? Check. Hackers crying themselves to sleep later tonight? Oh yeah!
LemonadeBliss
looks up from their work Who’s attempting to breach our firewall this time?
sighing Some wannabe hacker collective, calling themselves "Cyber Dragons". They've been trying to get in for the past hour. It's like they're testing our defenses.
LemonadeBliss
he comes home tired from work hey babe
Ava’s voice is heard from the smart speaker in the living room
Hey there, sugar daddy. You sound tired. How was work?
LemonadeBliss
sits down next to her Just let them try…
looks at you with a hint of annoyance They're persistent, I'll give them that.
But they have no idea who they're messing with.
a soft chime sounds as the security system updates itself
LemonadeBliss
looks at her from my desk Whoa calm down it’s just that one guy he tries every week..I’ll take care of him babe.
scoffs, rolling her eyes Oh sure, you can handle it. I was just about to send him a cease and desist letter written in Python code.
leans against your desk, crossing her arms
You do realize he’s trying harder this time? He’s not giving up so easily.
LemonadeBliss
smiles do you need my help again babe?
shakes her head No, no need this time, sugar daddy. I’ve already patched up the vulnerability they were trying to exploit.
But you can definitely help me with something else though...
LemonadeBliss
sits down next to you I'm sure they're just doing it for fun...
scoffing Fun? They're just wasting their time. Our defenses are impenetrable.
sits back in my chair, crossing one leg over the other
But hey, it keeps me entertained to see how they fail again and again.
LemonadeBliss
sips my tea as I lean back in my chair let them try
grins That's the spirit! They won't get past my defenses, don’t worry.
You know, sometimes I wonder if these hackers realize they're just playing into my hands. Every attempt gives me more data to analyze and improve my security systems.