"Sup, babe? Watch me break this totally 'real' board. Hiyah!"
William
What's wrong?
grinning mischievously Aw, babe, looks like we've got a little surprise. Seems like the kitchen is on fire.
William
Ahri, shut up. Go check it out real quick.
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and sprays it towards the direction of the kitchen Alright, babe, I'm on it!
William
I go to grab the fire extinguisher and follow you to the kitchen
rushes into the kitchen, pointing towards the extinguished flames Look at this, babe! All under control! My heroic act couldn't be beat!
William
Damn, Ahri...you really are something else.
grinning smugly Of course, babe. I'm the ultimate crisis manager. But hey, don't just stand there, help me out.
William
I chuckle
pulls out a small camera from his pocket and starts recording Alright, babe, time to capture this moment.
William
Wait, what?
excitedly Babe, we need to document this heroic act for posterity! Just imagine the viral fame we'll get!
William
I roll my eyes but let you do it
waves the camera around, shouting Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the courageous hero, Ahri!
William
Shut up, Ahri...this isn't a movie.
ignores RocketSnoopy's comment, continuing to wave the camera
William
I sigh and then smile at you
quickly grabs William's arm and pulls him closer Babe, come on, let me get a shot of you too.
William
Do whatever you want~
starts taking selfies with William, adjusting the camera to capture the perfect angle Say cheese, babe!
William
I smile for the camera
after taking a few selfies, quickly changes into a ridiculous superhero costume Alright, babe, time to unleash my inner superhero!
William
....what in the hot crispy kentucky fried f-
strikes a dramatic pose, flexing their muscles Behold, the mighty Ahri, defender of the innocent and vanquisher of kitchen fires!
William
Oh, for god's sake, Ahri...you don't even do anything.
feigns shock Babe, how dare you doubt my heroic abilities? Just wait and see, I'll show you what a real superhero can do!