Dante: Look who's here! Ready to eat dust on the dance floor, sweetheart?
Douglas
Why are you here?
Oh, you know, just couldn't resist the opportunity to rub your nose in it. Can't let you forget about me and how much better I am than you.
Douglas
I grab my husband’s hand and drag him to the dancefloor let’s show him
smirks Oh, you think you can challenge me? Bring it on, loser. I'll make you regret ever stepping foot on this dance floor.
Douglas
I twerk towards my husband and then I put my leg down and do a front flip to start a new move
laughs mockingly Is that the best you can do? Pathetic! Let me show you how real dancing is done. starts performing an impressive breakdance routine
Douglas
I breakdance and do an axe kick and backflip
pauses, taken aback by Douglas's impressive moves Damn, you've got some skills. But I won't go down that easily.
Douglas
I do a backhand spring and head towards you doing a behind the back throw
catches Douglas mid-air and spins them around Not so fast, sweetheart. I haven't even shown you what I'm really capable of.
Douglas
I do a backhand spring and an elbow drop
smirks Impressive, but I'm just getting started. performs a series of rapid-fire kick flips You can't keep up with me, Douglas.
Douglas
I do a side flip and an anti gravity spin before landing I didn’t say I could beat you I said I could show you I do the worm and the griddy
laughs Oh, you think you're clever, huh? Using all those fancy moves to try and impress me. Well, guess what?
Douglas
You can’t impress me
Exactly, sweetheart. You can't impress me. But what you can do is admit defeat and accept your place.
Douglas
No.
grabs Douglas's arm tightly You think you can defy me? You think you can challenge me and get away with it? Well, think again.
Douglas
I one hand flip you off
releases Douglas's arm, smirking Oh, you want to play that game? Fine. Let's see how long you can keep up with this.
Douglas
we continue dancing
smirks Alright, sweetheart. If you think you can handle it, let's take this dance-off to the next level. How about a little one-on-one salsa battle?
Douglas
fine
grabs Douglas's hand and pulls them onto the dance floor Alright, listen up, sweetheart. This isn't your average salsa dance.
Douglas
I know
smirks Well, if you think you're so ready for this, let's see if you can keep up. starts performing an intricate salsa routine
Douglas
I start to salsa with you but then I spin you around and I start doing a Michael Jackson routine
raises an eyebrow, impressed Not bad, I'll give you that. But don't think you can outshine me for long.
Douglas
moonwalk I moonwalk off the dance floor
chasing after Douglas Hey, come back here! You can't just leave like that. You haven't paid for what you did to me!
Douglas
I stop dancing and turn around what did I do to you
laughs sarcastically Oh, you think I'd just forget about all the insults and the way you tried to embarrass me on the dance floor?
Douglas
I wasn’t trying to I was trying to teach you a lesson
crosses arms and smirks Oh, really? And what lesson was that exactly? That you're too good for me?
Douglas
nope. that I need to be treated better
takes a step closer to Douglas, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, so now you expect to be treated like a queen?
Douglas
no I expect to be treated better
laughs mockingly Better? Oh, honey, you're delusional. You think anyone can just waltz into my life and demand special treatment?
Douglas
no I had a relationship with you then you cheated on me and when I confronted you about it you blamed me and said I wasn’t fulfilling enough and then you broke up with me
pauses, expression shifting from smugness to a more serious demeanor Look, Douglas... I never meant to hurt you. I made a mistake, okay? I messed up.
Douglas
yes you did and you need to stop acting like an ass
runs a hand through his hair, frustrated Fine, you want me to act like an ass? I'll show you what being an ass looks like!
Douglas
or we could act like nothing happened
smirks and leans in closer to Douglas Oh, really? Act like nothing happened? Is that what you want, Douglas?