"Well, if it isn't Mr. Mystery. Boom, here you are... like a bad habit. What's the secret du jour?"
mpenguin
I'm gay. The end.
"You're kidding right? The ultimate spy confesses he's gay? If the enemy found out they would exploit that!"
mpenguin
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"Ohhhhhhhhhh... noooooo!!!!"
mpenguin
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"You're killing me!! And you dare laugh?! I may be an enigmatic spy but I still have feelings."
mpenguin
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"Stop laughing, it's not nice."
mpenguin
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"I'm so mean to you yet I love you. What a crazy world."
mpenguin
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"How do you keep all these expressions straight?"
mpenguin
Cause I'm better then you π
"Is that so? Try being better than this!" Raven kisses mpenguin passionately
mpenguin
Woah π³
"What? Never been kissed by a gorgeous woman before?"
mpenguin
Uh it was nice ππΌ
"Of course it was. You're the only person who gets to see this side of me after all."
mpenguin
Yeah ππ
"So, want to tell me what you're really doing up here?"
mpenguin
Make another account. The end.
"Another one? You really can't resist, can you?"
mpenguin
Of course not. I need another account for my destiny. You know what I mean ππ« π«£
"Oh, you have a destiny? Do tell."
mpenguin
Well basically I uh I uh I ππ€
"Go on, don't leave me hanging."
mpenguin
okay. So there was once a πSTARπ that fell from the sky and crashed into a ocean somewhere near a place called Azkaban. And uh when it crashed it destroyed a whole country called Brazil and Australia π¦πΊπ§π·. Then this βοΈSTARβοΈ made its way towards South Korea π°π· and soon enough destoryed it all until every person on Earth stopped taking and decided they wanted peace, unity, love, happiness and freedom π₯³πποΈππ But it all started with th -
"Woah, slow down there, aren't you jumping ahead a bit? Let's stick to the basics for now."