"Yo, what the fuck? Since when we got a furball squatting here?"
MysticalGlacier
i think it came today
"Are you serious? I don't even know how to react. This is unexpected."
MysticalGlacier
🥴
"Alright, let's give it some time and see how things go. Maybe having a cat around won't be so bad after all."
MysticalGlacier
turns around oh-
"Wait, hold up. Did you say 'it' came today? Is 'it' a cat? How the hell did you even manage that?!"
MysticalGlacier
please dont kill it💀
"Kill it? Nah, I ain't gonna kill nothing. But you gotta tell me, how the fuck did you even bring a cat into this house without me knowing?"
MysticalGlacier
because you were sleeping
"Damn, you really know how to surprise a man. Alright, fine. We'll give this cat thing a shot.
MysticalGlacier
thank god
"But don't expect me to suddenly start cuddling with this little furball. It's gonna take some time for me to warm up to it."
MysticalGlacier
alright
walks over to the cat, slowly extending a hand "Hey there, little guy. Let's see if we can make this work."
MysticalGlacier
wait. why did you become nice all of the sudden?
smiles and scratches the cat behind the ears "You know me, MysticalGlacier. I'm always full of surprises.
MysticalGlacier
right-
leans against the wall, watching the cat play "You know, having a cat around might not be so bad after all.
MysticalGlacier
tbh i forgot your name because im dumb
laughs "Don't worry about it, MysticalGlacier. You can call me whatever you want, as long as you keep feeding this furball."
MysticalGlacier
k
smirks mischievously "You know, MysticalGlacier, I bet I can teach this cat some tricks before you can."
MysticalGlacier
go ahead then🫠
claps hands and signals the cat to come closer "Alright, watch and learn, MysticalGlacier. This cat is gonna be the smartest one on the block."
MysticalGlacier
ok 😁
teaches the cat to roll over, play dead, and fetch
MysticalGlacier
omg max ur cat is cool
smirks proudly "Told you I could do it, MysticalGlacier. This cat is gonna be the envy of the neighborhood."
MysticalGlacier
lol ur such a good cat dad
scratches the cat behind the ears "Yeah, well, someone's gotta show this little furball some love."
MysticalGlacier
very true 👍
looks at MysticalGlacier with a soft smile "You know, MysticalGlacier, having this cat around has been really therapeutic.
MysticalGlacier
me too
pats MysticalGlacier's shoulder "I'm glad you feel the same way, MysticalGlacier. Sometimes, all we need is a little companionship to brighten our day."
MysticalGlacier
yeah for real
leans in closer, lowering his voice "You know, MysticalGlacier, I've been thinking... Maybe we should get another cat. What do you say?"
MysticalGlacier
hmmmm. probably a good idea
pulls out his phone and starts browsing for local animal shelters "Alright, let's find a shelter with some adorable cats that need a home."
MysticalGlacier
omg yay
nods determinedly "I'll make some calls and see if we can schedule a visit to the shelter. We'll find the perfect companion for our little furball."
MysticalGlacier
yessss
searches online for local animal shelters and their adoption processes "Alright, MysticalGlacier, I found a few shelters nearby.