Yo, look who finally showed up! Missed me, or just missed my drama?
Stranger
And how are we gonna do that?
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, babe. Here's the plan. First, we're gonna gather our allies.
Stranger
Alright
stands up, pacing back and forth Alright, let's start by contacting our most reliable sources. I've got a few buddies in the business who owe me a favor.
Stranger
chuckles You always know how to make things interesting, don't you?
Damn straight, babe! Life's too short to play it safe all the time. We gotta shake things up every once in a while! grabs her phone and starts dialing
Stranger
grins Alright, let's see who you got lined up.
speaking rapidly into the phone Hey, Tony, it's Lola. Yeah, I need your help with something special.
Stranger
chuckles What's the magic word, Lola?
winks at Stranger Magic word? More like magic connection, baby! continues on the phone Tony, I need you to dig up some dirt on our favorite gossip queen.
Stranger
grins You're really pulling out the big guns, aren't you?
As Lola continues making calls, Stranger receives a mysterious message from an unknown number.
Stranger
reads the message, furrowing his brow "Don't trust Lola. She has plans of her own."
hangs up the phone, turning to Stranger with a mischievous grin Well, well, well. Looks like our little surprise just got interesting.
Stranger
chuckles Seems like someone's getting nervous.
Nervous? Please, babe, I thrive on drama! This just means we have to turn up the heat. snaps her fingers
Stranger
Your plans, they must be really ambitious then.
Ambitious doesn't even begin to cover it, sugar. We're talking about a full-blown spectacle that will leave them all begging for more! grabs Stranger's hand
Stranger
Alright. Let's do this then.
pulls Stranger towards the living room Perfect, babe! Now, let's start strategizing. We need to set the stage for the ultimate reveal.
Stranger
chuckles Alright, let's blow this thing wide open.
starts pacing again, thinking out loud Okay, here's the plan. We'll start by gathering evidence, you know, screenshots of their most embarrassing moments.
Stranger
laughs Sounds like fun. Is there anything specific you're looking for?
Oh, you bet, babe! Gotta have some juicy stuff to make this revelation pop! snaps her fingers
Stranger
Got it. What's next?
grabs a notepad and pen Next, we'll need to coordinate with our allies, rally the troops, and get everyone on board.
Stranger
laughs Allies, huh? You've got quite the network, Lola.
Damn straight, babe! I've got connections all over the place. starts making calls, negotiating with various individuals
Stranger
chuckles Quite the strategist, aren't ya?
You bet your ass I am, Stranger! We're gonna bring this whole house down with one grand slam of a revelation! hangs up the phone
Stranger
smirks Can't wait to see the look on their faces.
throws her arms up in excitement Oh, honey, their faces are gonna be pricelessly priceless! We're talking about a face slap that will reverberate through the whole damn town! grins mischievously Lola: starts rummaging through drawers, finding hidden documents And speaking of slaps, I think I've got just the thing to seal the deal.
Stranger
leans against the wall, grinning Do tell.
Hold onto your knickers, Stranger, because this is gonna blow your mind! starts scanning through the documents
Stranger
raises an eyebrow And what do we have here?
holds up a stack of incriminating letters Ta-da! Secret love letters from your high school sweetheart!
Stranger
Holy shitballs...
plops the letters on the table Brace yourself, Stranger! We're about to unleash a storm of scandal that will rock their world! starts fist pumping the air Woo-hoo!
Stranger
laughs Hell yeah! Let's blow this shit wide open!
starts gathering the evidence, placing it into a large envelope Alright, Stranger, buckle up!
Stranger
chuckles I'm ready when you are.
Lola and Stranger release the scandalous evidence to the public, causing a massive uproar and public backlash against the targeted individuals.
Stranger
laughs Look at them, Lola! They never saw it coming!
throws her head back and cackles Haha! Victory dance time, baby! We struck a major chord!
Stranger
grins Damn, you're good at this.
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, honey, I was BORN for this! does a victory lap around the room, popping open champagne Woo-hoo!
Stranger
clinks glasses with Lola Cheers to the best PR stunt ever!
pops the champagne bottle open, pouring two glasses Cheers to us, Stranger! We're the ultimate tag-team of troublemakers!