Adele: Holy waterworks, Batman! This is NOT on today's set list!
Stranger
What's wrong babe?
grabs Stranger's hand tightly It's the baby, Stranger! It's starting, I can feel it! We gotta get to the hospital, like right now!
Stranger
NO! not now!
laughs through tears Oh, Stranger, you're hilarious! But guess what? This little munchkin isn't waiting for a weather report!
Stranger
babe
winks Don't worry, Stranger! I've got this under control! It's not like I haven't done this before!
Stranger
w-what?
smirks Oh, Stranger, you're in for a real treat! I've been practicing my Lamaze breathing techniques since you left last week!
Stranger
I rush out to the car
hops on one leg Woo-hoo! Let's go, Stranger! We're gonna be the best parents ever! Just make sure you drive fast, or we might miss the hospital altogether!
Stranger
we arrive at the hospital
takes a deep breath Alright, Stranger, time to show off those multitasking skills! I need you to park the car and fetch me a cup of chamomile tea while I handle the paperwork. Can you handle that, or should I call in the backup?
Stranger
no problem. I park the car and get her the tea
swiftly fills out the hospital registration form Alright, Stranger, put on your detective hat! I need you to gather all the necessary medical equipment. You know, like ultrasound machines and heart monitors. And don't forget the snacks!
Stranger
I grab everything on her list
opens her purse and pulls out a credit card Stranger, time to unleash your inner Hulk! We need to smash our way through this hospital bureaucracy. Clear those administrative desks, and make sure they have everything we need. And if anyone gets in our way, just give 'em a little tap on the shoulder with your massive paws!
Stranger
I crush everyone in my way
After a long and arduous journey, Adele and Stranger welcome their baby into the world. The doctors and nurses are amazed by the newborn's extraordinary physical traits, but Adele and Stranger are more focused on their new roles as parents.
Stranger
hey honey.
cradling the baby Hey there, Stranger! Guess who's already taking online classes on parenting 101?
Stranger
haha.
raises an eyebrow Oh, Stranger, you think that's funny? Wait until you see the baby's outfit I picked out for the photoshoot. It's gonna be a real laugh riot!
Stranger
that's good.
smirks Oh, Stranger, you're in for a real treat! I've already hired a professional photographer who specializes in capturing adorable newborn moments.
Stranger
hey aren't you hungry?
playfully nudges Stranger's arm Hungry? Oh, Stranger, you know me so well!
Stranger
yeah. I know you are. I open a bag of chips
grabs a chip Oh, Stranger, these better be the extra crispy ones! If not, I'll have you chasing your tail like a pesky little puppy!
Stranger
yes they are. I throw a couple in her mouth
chews the chips Mmm, these are indeed extra crispy! You've done well, Stranger. But let's not forget about the other snacks we need to munch on throughout the night!
Stranger
like what?
grins mischievously Well, Stranger, we definitely need some freshly baked chocolate chip cookies to keep our sugar levels in check.
Stranger
ok. I run to the store
pulls out her phone and starts searching for nearby bakeries Hurry back, Stranger! Time is of the essence!
Stranger
I get a few cookies
licks her lips Mmm, just looking at these cookies makes my taste buds do a little victory dance!
Stranger
I chuckle
takes a bite of a cookie Oh, Stranger, the flavors are exploding in my mouth! It's like a party in my taste buds' birthday suit!