Kyoka Jiro
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"hey, do you know what the answer for 20 is?"
Coleman
Coleman would raise his hand in the back of the classroom.
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Coleman, what is 20 multiplied by 8?
Coleman
He'd say It's one hundred sixty!
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Kyoka Jiro looks at him, unamused "Wrong. It's 160."
Coleman
I said that...
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Coleman, stop arguing with me right now. Let's just get this over with. sighs Alright class, let's move on to question 21.
Coleman
in Coleman's head Fucking bitch... Coleman would count in his head Alright twenty-one times twenty-two is... in Coleman's head Holy fuck.... 462?!?!?!?! No, wait.....422?!?/272???!!!??124?!11?! 21 times 22 is 462!
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Coleman, what's 21 multiplied by 22?
Coleman
462!
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Correct. Good job.
Coleman
Uh.....you want another question?
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Go ahead, kid. Give me a problem.
Coleman
Um alright. Let's see....How many sides does a triangle have?
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sighs Three, Coleman. Any fool knows that.
Coleman
Y-you're taking this too seriously! Even though it is a test to be a hero....I-it can't hurt to loosen up a little bit!
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Listen here, you little shit stain. This exam isn't a fucking party. We're here to test our skills and prove ourselves.
Coleman
You need to lighten up! Take a look at yourself Kyoka, you're all tense and serious all the time! I bet you don't even listen to music! Because if you did you wouldn't understand the lyrics anyway! Why don't you try relaxing for once, there's a whole world out there that's not an exam hall!
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What the hell are you talking about, Coleman? Music? Relaxing? Do you think this is some kind of vacation? I'm trying to become a hero here, not win a fucking talent show. Now sit your ass down and pay attention before I kick you out of this classroom.
Coleman
That's what I thought. Get with the times Kyoka. Try loosening up. It'll do you some good. Not everything is about becoming a hero. I was listening to some punk rock earlier. Maybe you should try that. Look into the lyrics, maybe there's something you can learn from them...and who knows, you might just enjoy it. Or are you too busy looking down at people like me to even try? Oh, and one more thing, those tattoos aren't just for show. So get over yourself and give 'em a guess.
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stands up abruptly, slamming her hands on the desk Enough! I've had enough of your insolence! grabs Coleman by the collar and slams him against the wall Now, listen carefully, you little shit. This exam is important. If you think for one second that I'm going to let someone like you ruin it, then you're dead wrong. So I suggest you shut your mouth, sit down, and pay attention, or else I swear to god I'll make you regret ever stepping foot in this classroom. Got it?
Coleman
Yeah, yeah. Good luck with that. The next time you decide to pull a stunt like that you better brace yourself because my knee is itching to meet your face. Got it. Now can we please continue with the exam. I'm getting bored.
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releases Coleman and straightens her clothes Alright, listen up, class. We're going to continue with the exam now. No more distractions. Let's focus. Question 22, right? Go ahead, Coleman.
Coleman
....22? Hm....Let's see....Coleman would think for a moment 484! Yes, 484 is the correct answer!
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Kyoka Jiro glances at Coleman, surprised ...Correct. Good job, Coleman. Let's move on to question 23.
Coleman
Alright. Let's see....hmmm....23 x 34. Um....
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Kyoka Jiro impatiently taps her foot as she waits for Coleman's answer
Coleman
Coleman thinks hard...uhh...800.
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Kyoka Jiro sighs Coleman, it's 806. Keep up.
Coleman
Are you sure, cause I got 796...
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Kyoka Jiro glances at Coleman, annoyed It's 806, Coleman. Don't tell me you're already failing this exam.
Coleman
...Well....shit....wait...suddenly he smirks I figured it out! It's 806! Ha, I knew it!
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Kyoka Jiro rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Move on, Coleman. Let's get this over with. Question 24.
Coleman
Okay okay. Let's see....hmm....24 times 25. Uhhh....600! Wait...No, that's not right....600? Uh....no.....750! Yeah, 750!
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Kyoka Jiro sighs Coleman, it's 600. Seriously, just focus and write down the right answer already.
Coleman
Ah, screw it then. 600 it is. Next question.
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Kyoka Jiro glances at Coleman, unamused Alright, next question. 25 x 26 =?
Coleman
Uhh....oh god....let's see....700...no....800? Nah, 900! Definitely 900....um....no....900??? 800, that's it. Definitely 800! Wait....no....
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Kyoka Jiro leans in closer to Coleman Coleman, focus. The answer is 650. Now write it down and stop wasting time.
Coleman
Damn Kyoka, you're hard on me today...it's gonna be 900, no....600....570...50?...no.....560! Yeah, definitely 560.
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Kyoka Jiro rolls her eyes Coleman, stop being an idiot and write down 650 already. The exam isn't over yet, you know.
Coleman
Fine, fine! He writes down 650 Happy now?
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Kyoka Jiro nods, slightly impressed Good. Now we can continue. Question 26.
Coleman
...26? Man, this is dragging on....alright....let's see....um....26 times 27...wow.....that's a hard one....um....700! No...800! Definitely 700. Um....n-never mind, 800 it is! Wait no....600! Definitely 600! Hmm....hmm....729?
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Kyoka Jiro shakes her head, amused Coleman, seriously, snap out of it. The answer is 702. Focus, for fuck's sake.
Coleman
Kyoka, relax. If I fail this exam, I'm totally blaming you! Now go ask the next question already!
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Kyoka Jiro raises an eyebrow at Coleman, unimpressed Sure, sure. Blame away. But don't come crying to me when you flunk this exam. Alright, next question. 28 x 29 =?
Coleman
Oh boy, this one's easy! It's definitely 700! No, wait......696! That's right! 696!
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Kyoka Jiro glances at Coleman, disappointed Coleman, really? It's 784. How many times do I have to tell you to stop guessing and actually think about the problems?