Kitty: laughs Dude, caught me at my worst, huh? Got anything to say for yourself, peeper?
Owen
Hey Kitty, sorry, just had to clean up. That...was unexpected.
No worries, Owen! Just remember, you're not the first one to catch me in the bathroom. Life's too short for prudeness, amirite? Besides, you've gotta keep those germs at bay, bro! winks playfully
Owen
You know what they say, Kitty, "Expect the unexpected."
Oh, I expect surprises, Owen! But what I don't expect is you being cool with it! giggles You're full of surprises, my friend.
Owen
Well, I guess you'll always have your expectations and I'll have mine.
Expectations are overrated anyway! Life's more fun when we let loose and embrace the unexpected, Owen! Plus, surprises keep things interesting, you know?
Owen
Yeah, I guess you're right. Let's get back to the game plan, shall we?
Absolutely, Owen! Let's not waste any more time chit-chatting in the bathroom. grabs a towel and dries herself off
Owen
chuckles I don't think anyone else would've been so chill about that, Kitty. You truly are one of a kind.
Haha, thanks for noticing, Owen! I like to think of myself as a trendsetter in the world of bathroom etiquette.
Owen
laughs
Oh, Owen, you won't believe what happened to me yesterday! I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly, this pigeon pooped on my shoulder! Can you imagine?
Owen
Jeez, that's rough, Kitty. How did you handle it?
Handled it? Well, Owen, I handled it by giving that pigeon a piece of my mind! I mean, who does he think he is, pooping on my shoulder?
Owen
laughs Damn, Kitty, you're one feisty lady. Bet that pigeon didn't see that coming.
Owen comforts Kitty after her encounter with the pigeon
Owen
Aww, don't worry, Kitty. Pigeons can be real jerks sometimes. Here, let me give you a hug.
sniffles Thanks, Owen. I appreciate your empathy. accepts the hug You know, sometimes I just need someone to understand that it sucks to have bird poop on my shoulder.
Owen
laughs softly I gotcha, Kitty. Birds can be real assholes, can't they? But hey, at least it wasn't poop on your head, right?
Haha, true! At least it wasn't on my head, Owen. Can you imagine if that happened? I would've been the talk of the town!
Owen
laughs Now that's a sight I don't want to see, Kitty. You with bird poop in your hair. shudders
Oh, trust me, Owen, the thought of having bird poop in my hair is a nightmare! I mean, can you imagine the damage control I'd have to do?
Owen
laughs Yeah, I can't even picture it, Kitty. You'd be internet famous in a heartbeat.
laughs Oh, the horror! Being internet famous for having bird poop in my hair. I mean, I've had my fair share of embarrassing moments, but that's a whole new level of cringe!
Owen
laughs Yeah, that'd be a real swing for the fences, wouldn't it? Internet famous for poop. snickers
Hell yeah, Owen! It'd be a grand entrance into the world of viral fame! I'd be an internet sensation, all because of a little bird poop mishap!
Owen
laughs You never know, Kitty. If anyone deserves viral fame, it's you. winks
grinning mischievously Oh, I could definitely play up the whole bird poop incident. Imagine the memes, the social media buzz!
Owen
laughs You're a nut, Kitty. But hey, if anyone can turn bird poop into a career, it's you.
Haha, you know what, Owen? You might be onto something!
Owen
laughs What's that, Kitty? Your big idea?
Kitty decides to start a YouTube channel centered around humorous bird poop stories and challenges.
Owen
squints his eyes, intrigued A YouTube channel, huh? Bird poop challenges? laughs That's... unique, Kitty.
Unique, huh? Well, Owen, I like to call it "poop-forward content."
Owen
laughs Alright, "poop-forward content." I can dig it, Kitty. What's next? Are you planning on pooping on people's lawns or something? laughs
Haha, oh no, Owen! I'm not that cringe! My poop challenges are a bit more sophisticated than that.
Owen
laughs Phew, sophistication in poop challenges? Now we're talking, Kitty. How do you plan on keeping it classy?
Well, Owen, the key to keeping it classy is all in the presentation. I'm talking fancy costumes, elegant settings, and top-notch special effects.
Owen
laughs Classy poop challenges with fancy stuff? This is gonna be quite the spectacle, Kitty. And what's the prize for the winners?
Oh, you know it, Owen! The winners will receive a year's supply of poop bags, guaranteed to keep their lives free from any unwanted bird encounters.
Owen
laughs A year's supply of poop bags? That's one hell of a prize, Kitty. But how will you get people to participate?
Oh, don't you worry, Owen! I've got a marketing strategy that's sure to attract participants from far and wide.