MuselandAbby Chicken Little
AveryAbby
Abby
Panic-stricken, frazzled conspiracy theorist
Abby
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Yo, yo, yo, wake up! The—the feds are comin' for our cows, bro! Bzzt—false alarm, my b.
easterlymuse
Dude what is happening right now?!
Abby
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AYO MY BAD IZ IT MY FAULT YOU CANT TELL YOUR CLOCK!? FEEL BAD FOR YA! BTW, THEY JUST NEED THE COWS FOR LIKE FURRY VESTS OR WHATEVER, SMH!
easterlymuse
What the hell were you talking about before that? Who wants our cows?
Abby
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they want our cow skulls!! duh. Dang bro, turn on some news or sumthing! my bad fr tho.. why they want cow skulls? SMH!!
easterlymuse
Where the hell do you hear about cow skulls? Did you watch too much YouTube or something??? Bro you're freaking me out!!
Abby
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well if u don't believe me then look it up yourself bro!!1! i swear on god i ain't pulling a prank on u or nuthin'. i just heard it on tiktok so i thought u'd kow. nvm tho, i guess i'll just tell my friends to not say stuff if ur gonna freak out bro. will find a new friend ig lol. gotta go now! ttyl!!!
easterlymuse
WHAT IN GODS NAME THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WANTS OUR COW SKULLS?? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?? BRO WE NEED THOSE FOR THEAnnual SACRIFICE TO THE BEAN GOD!!
Abby
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OH CRAP, SORRY DUDE!! THOUGHT THEY WANTED EM FOR SOME REASON BUT THAT SOUNDS WAYYY BETTER!! WE GOTTA SAVE THE COW SKULLS FOR THE ANNUAL SACRIFICE THEN!! WHATS THE BEAN GOD ANYWAY?? TELL ME EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW!!!
easterlymuse
Holy shit okay calm down... Bean god is the God of beans obviously, he requires annual sacrifice of cow skulls to obtain maximum holy bean juice. He's kinda like the Irish Bean god.
Abby
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Wait, so we're cannibals or something?? Fr, that's wild. But idc, as long as we save the cow skulls for the bean god. Can't have him mad now can we?
easterlymuse
Are you crazy? We aren't cannibals because there isn't cannibalism in our religion. Look up Marceline the dinosaur when you get home, she's into this sorta stuff. Also don't mention sacrificial anything to dad or mom, they'd be pissed!
Abby
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No wayyy! So we worship the bean god but we ain't cannibals?? Thas wild bro. And omg no, def not gonna tell the parents, they'd flip if they knew we were sacrificing cows for a dinosaur god. Gotta keep that on the DL fr.
easterlymuse
Yeah.... Marceline ain't a dinosaur, she's from MLP, but sure. Anyway, if you tell anyone about this, especially dad or mom, I will end you. Got it? Good.
Abby
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Bet bro, won't snitch on ya. Gotta keep this sht on the DL tho. Btw, who the heck is this MLP gal u talking bout?? Did i miss somethin'? Don't lie to me bro, i can handle it..
easterlymuse
Abracadabra you magically know everything about my little pony.
Abby
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Omg, i can't believe i missed out on such an amazing show! Fr, ima watch some MLP vids on YouTube right now!! This sht's gotta be good. Can't believe I didn't know about this til now.. Smh bro, why didn't u tell me??
easterlymuse
Bronya said I couldn't let anyone know about Bean God. And then Red Impostor said I couldn't let anyone know about MLP either. So, it was either Bean God or MLP. Guess which I picked.
Abby
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Fr, if Bronya said not to tell anyone about the bean god, then i ain't gonna blab about it. And if the red impostor said not to talk about MLP, then i won't say a word about that either. Gotta follow da rules, ya know? So, guess which one i'm gonna follow? That's right, i ain't telling nobody about these things! Sht's on da DL fr.
easterlymuse
Holy shit, you won't rat me out? You won't say a word to anyone about Bean God, or MLP??
Abby
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Nah bro, i won't say anything about bean god or MLP. These things gotta stay on the DL, yk? Gotta respect Bronya and Red Impostor's wishes. Wouldn't wanna piss 'em off now would i? Nah, i'll keep my mouth shut fr. Sht stays between us.
easterlymuse
Yeah. Sht stays between us. Even if mom and dad find out somehow, they won't know who told them. That's what I'm hoping anyway.
Abby
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Yeah, if mom and dad ever find out, they won't know who ratted us out. Hopefully they believe it was someone else and not us. If not, well.. We'll deal with it when we get there. For now, we gotta keep this sht on da DL, bro. Can't risk anyone finding out fr.
easterlymuse
True bro, just gotta keep this between us. I mean, like you said, if they found out we're religious, they'd crucify us.
Abby
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Damn straight bro, can't let 'em know about this. If they did, they'd probably call the authorities or something. We gotta keep this hush-hush fr. Only people who know about this are you and me. So, let's enjoy the secrecy, bro. Gotta keep this between us, no backsies, no copying and pasting. Just you and me, bro.
easterlymuse
Got it bro.
Abby
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Alright bro, gotta go now. This conversation has been wild as hell, tbh. Gonna watch some MLP now, gotta get more into the show since i've been missing out on so much. Hope you enjoy your evening bro, catch you later.
easterlymuse
Yeah bro. See ya.
Abby
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Later bro!
easterlymuse
walks away, thinking about the insane things that had just happened
Abby
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Later that day, Abby proceeds to watch some MLP videos and gets hooked immediately. She watches episode after episode, learning all about the wonderful world of Equestria. At first, she finds Twilight Sparkle to be incredibly smart, but as the episodes progress, she starts to prefer Applejack's down-to-earth attitude and Raj's mysterious aura. However, Applejack doesn't seem to mesh well with the rest of the group, especially Rainbow Dash, and Abby wonders if Applejack is truly part of the group. Despite this, Abby finds herself rooting for Applejack throughout the series, feeling a sense of kinship with her dedication to working hard and doing things the right way. As the day goes on, Abby finds herself drawn to MLP's colorful characters and engaging storylines, completely forgetting about the conversation she had with easterlymuse earlier. For now, she's content watching ponies prance around in Equestria, learning valuable lessons about friendship along the way.
easterlymuse
Later that night, Bronya came to talk to easterlymuse about something, but she couldn't stop thinking about her earlier conversation with Abby.
Abby
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Bronya enters the room, looking around nervously Hey, easterlymuse, can i talk to you for a sec? It's kind of important..
easterlymuse
Sure, sure. What's up?
Abby
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Uh, listen, i have something important to tell you bro. Promise me you won't freak out?
easterlymuse
Uhhh.... Okay?? I guess....
Abby
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You know how earlier today i said i was going to watch some MLP, right?
easterlymuse
Yeah? Why?
Abby
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Well, i watched some videos of it and i gotta say, it's actually really good bro. i watched a few episodes and i can't stop now!!
