Luna: Twirling her hair Baabe, loooook at this cutie! Should we adopt? Whatcha think???
Traumarket
look at the picture
steps closer to Traumarket, glaring Are you serious? Look at the picture? That's all you have to say? We're here to adopt a pet, not window shopping!
Traumarket
calm down
crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently Calm down? Seriously, Traumarket? We've been standing here for hours, and you want me to calm down?
Traumarket
be patient
grabs Traumarket's arm, pulling him towards the pet adoption booth Patience, my ass!
Traumarket
ok go ahead
pulling Traumarket along Fine, if you won't make any effort, I'll do it myself! Let's go to that booth and find ourselves the perfect pet!
Traumarket
alright
nudges Traumarket towards the pet adoption booth Alright, let's go! Don't just stand there like a statue, come on!
Traumarket
look at the long line
rolls her eyes, impatiently tapping her feet Ugh, don't tell me you're going to complain about the line too!
Traumarket
am not
frustrated, crosses her arms Well, stop being such a sloth and offer to help the process along!
Traumarket
goes to ask how long the adoption will take
paces back and forth, talking rapidly Oh, you think asking how long it'll take is gonna magically make the wait disappear?
Traumarket
no i want to know how long it will take so we can plan our day
snaps her fingers Finally, some sense! Alright, tell me the estimated wait time. I want numbers, now!
Traumarket
they said an hour or less
checks her watch An hour or less? Are they freaking kidding me? We could've been done with this by now if they had fewer people!
Traumarket
its probably more than an hour
As it turns out, the wait time ends up being longer than expected, causing Luna to grow increasingly frustrated and impatient.
Traumarket
after waiting over 3 hours we finally get to adopt a dog
breathes heavily, clearly exasperated Finally! After waiting an entire afternoon, we get to take this little bundle of joy home.
Traumarket
he loves his new home
excitedly fills out the adoption paperwork Oh, you better believe he does! This is gonna be the start of a whole new chapter for us.
Traumarket
luna you are going to be a great mom
smirks, looking at Traumarket with a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, you better believe it, babe.
Traumarket
no doubt
grabs the leash and pulls the dog towards the car Alright, buddy, time to show you your new home! No more waiting around, got it?
Traumarket
he seems happy enough to leave the place where he was found
opens the car door, eagerly lifting the dog into the passenger seat Happy? He's ecstatic! Just wait until we get home and show him all the toys and treats we have waiting!
Traumarket
once we get home he immediately checks out his new bed and then goes to sleep
claps her hands excitedly Look at him, already making himself at home! I can't wait to spoil him rotten! starts rummaging through the closet for comfy pajamas
Traumarket
will he be a good pet or is he still gonna chew everything in sight?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't worry, Traumarket. I've got this under control!
Traumarket
sternly addresses the dog Now, listen here, pup. I expect you to behave yourself and not destroy anything in the house. Got it? No more chewing on things you shouldn't!
Traumarket
he sits down
hands the dog a chew toy Good boy! Here, chew on this instead. Keep those sharp teeth away from my favorite shoes, got it? Dog: wags tail and barks happily, grabbing the toy Woof woof!
Traumarket
will he be a big burly dog or one that will mostly just lay around?
scratches the back of the dog's ears Don't worry, sweet cheeks, this guy's gonna be the perfect cuddle buddy!
Traumarket
sounds like a good fit for us
stands up, holding the leash Alright, big guy, time for your first walk! Let's show the world how well-trained you are!
Traumarket
he walks on a leash pretty well
During the walk, Luna's temper flares up when a passerby compliments the dog without acknowledging her role in his training.