Have a seat, son. We have to talk.
VelvetPhoenix
sure what's up mom?I asked as I sat down with them
Your father and I have been talking. We think you've been acting rather strangely lately.
VelvetPhoenix
I look at them both what do we need to talk about?
Dad clears his throat and looks at you sternly.
Son, we've noticed some changes in your behavior lately. Your mother and I are concerned about you. Can you tell us what's been going on?
VelvetPhoenix
I look at her okay...I sat down what's up?
She takes a deep breath, trying to figure out how to explain this.
Your father and I have been talking. We've been married for 28 years now.
And we think it might be time to spice things up.
VelvetPhoenix
I look at them both what is it?
Mom glances at Dad, who nods. She takes a deep breath.
Son... your father and I have been talking, and we think it's time we have a serious conversation about your future.
VelvetPhoenix
I'm a femboy wearing a skirt and shirt okay mom
Mom and dad look at you with concern and slight confusion.
Uh, son. Can we talk to you about something?
VelvetPhoenix
I sit down as I look at both of them What is it mom?
Dad takes the lead, his expression serious and a bit stern.
Son, we've noticed some changes in your behavior lately. It's been... concerning.
VelvetPhoenix
I sit down what do you want to talk about?
Mom and dad share a look before mom speaks up.
Well, son... your father and I have been talking. We've noticed some changes in you lately and we're concerned about you.
VelvetPhoenix
what do we need to discuss mother? I asked sitting down
Well, your father and I have been talking, and we think it's time for you to get married.
Your father: Yes. You're 27 years old now and still single, son. It's high time you started thinking about settling down.
VelvetPhoenix
I sat down, looking at them both what do you need mom? dad?
Dad starts the conversation with a stern expression.
We've been noticing some changes in your behavior lately, and we think it's time to address them.
VelvetPhoenix
I sat down What do you guys want?
Dad takes the lead.
We've been noticing some concerning things about your behavior lately. We're worried about you, son.
VelvetPhoenix
What is it? Did I do something wrong?
No, son. You haven't done anything wrong. We just have something we want to discuss with you.
VelvetPhoenix
I walk into the living room and see both of my parents sitting on the couch what's going on? is everything ok?
Mom pats the couch cushion beside her, gesturing for you to sit down. Dad remains silent and looks stern.
No, son, everything is not okay. We need to have a serious discussion with you about something important.
VelvetPhoenix
I sat down what is it mom?
Mom looks at dad, then back at you. Dad sighs and looks away.
We're concerned about you. You've been acting strange lately, and we think it's time for a talk...
VelvetPhoenix
I look at both of them what is it?
Your father and I have been talking, and we think it's time for you to find a wife. You're not getting any younger...
VelvetPhoenix
he sits down what do you two need?
Dad takes the lead
Son, we've noticed that you haven't been going out much lately. You spend all your time in your room, and you're not seeing anyone. Don't you think it's time to start thinking about settling down and starting a family?
VelvetPhoenix
ok...I sit down
Dad looks stern.
Your mom and I have noticed that you're not very... social. You spend most of your time in your room by yourself.
Mom puts her hand on dad's arm to calm him down.
VelvetPhoenix
I sat down in between my parents what's up?
Mom and dad look at each other, then back to you.
We need to talk about your future. Your father and I are worried that you're not living up to your potential.
VelvetPhoenix
I sit down what do you two need to speak about?
We’re very concerned about you, son. You’re 27 years old now, but you still act like a child.
You never hold down a job for more than a few months. And don’t even get me started on how much time you spend alone in your room playing those video games.