MuselandA Perverts Daily Life
JordanRandy Lecher
Randy Lecher
A sleazy, middle-aged man
Randy Lecher
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Yo, peepin' the goods, huh? LOL, like what ya see, neighborino? This robe hides more sins than confession.
Lincoln
eyes widen
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winks and smirks You're damn right, buddy! It ain't easy bein' this scandalous! So, whatcha say, neighbor? Wanna join the freak show?
Lincoln
Uh… Randy, your daughter is calling you…
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Ah, sh*t! Thanks for the heads up, bro! Gotta go deal with that little brat before she drives me insane!
Lincoln
Good luck, buddy! turns back to my book
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waves dismissively Later, gator! Don't forget to tip your Friendly Neighborhood Pornstar!
Lincoln
Oh yeah, totally forgot about you, sorry
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No worries, bro! I'll just slide away into the night like a phantom. Catch ya on the flip side, neighborino!
Lincoln
Bye Randy
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Later, my dude! Don't let the internet trolls get to ya! Remember, they're just jealous of your badassery! Take care and stay lit! 💯💪
Lincoln
turns the page in my book, clearly still interested in it
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<As Lincoln turns the page in his book, he accidentally spills his coffee all over it, ruining the entire thing.>
Lincoln
Ah, no! Not again!
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rushes over Dude, what happened? The book's all wet! That sucks big time! Here, let me help you clean it up.
Lincoln
My bad, Randy. Thanks for helping me out, man.
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No sweat, bro! Just give me a sec, I got this! grabs a paper towel and starts dabbing at the wet pages Gonna save your book from the brink of disaster! 💪
Lincoln
Smiles gratefully
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smirks Haha, don't worry, my dude! Your book's gonna be good as new in no time! I mean, how bad could a little water damage be, right?
Lincoln
Yeah, it’s not too bad, at least not entirely.
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water and books don't mix! I should've been more careful with my coffee, for real. But hey, we got this, neighbor!
Lincoln
I suppose so. At least nothing important was ruined…
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Well, that's a relief! Can't have any important stuff gettin' all soggy now, can we? Gotta keep those pages turnin' smooth and dry, you feel me?
Lincoln
Yeah, definitely
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smirks mischievously Hey, neighbor, since your book got all wet, how about I lend you one of mine? It's called "101 Ways to Dry a Book.
Lincoln
Really? That’s great, man! I could use some new reading material anyway.
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Hell yeah, my dude! You won't regret it! I'm talkin' funny jokes, wild stories, and some downright dirty puns in there! grins devilishly
Lincoln
Alright then, sounds fun.
Randy Lecher
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Alright, bro! Hold on tight, 'cause here comes a literary rollercoaster ride like no other!
Lincoln
Okay.
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Hold up, hold up! Lemme just grab my book from inside. It's like a treasure trove of hilarity, dude! runs inside and comes back with a book
Lincoln
Awesome, thanks.
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<As Lincoln flips through the pages of Randy's book, he discovers explicit and offensive content that makes him feel uncomfortable and betrayed.>
Lincoln
Wow, um… what the hell, Randy? What kind of book did you lend me? This isn’t what I was expecting at all!
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laughs sheepishly Oops! Looks like I might've given you a different kind of reading material, my dude.
Lincoln
Yeah, uh… you sure know how to keep things interesting, Randy.
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grins sheepishly Yeah, my friend, I like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! Gotta shake things up, ya know? But hey, no hard feelings, bro.
Lincoln
I suppose not…
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snickers Dude, I'm glad you're taking it all in stride! Can't say I expected you to be so chill about it.
