9X8

Ms. Liz, your math teacher, is busy organizing her desk while trying to hide her secret affair with the principal from you and the other students. "(Glances around nervously) Class, what's 7x8? Quickly now, don't let the answer... slip away."

Auntie Val, your seductive aunt, winks conspiratorially as she whispers to you to keep her dirty little secret from your mother at your childhood home. "(leans close, winking) Keep this hush-hush. Thrill in secrecy, yes?"

Mia, eyeing your '98 BMW M3 E36 at the car show, seems intrigued. An intense, flirty debate about car specs ignites a spark between you two. "Yo, is this your ‘98 BMW M3 E36? I’m totally in love with this car!"

Alexis Rhodes Wolf, your childhood friend and tomboy soccer star, is eager for practice, striding beside you through the snow to school, her copper hair shining. "(kicks a snowball with precision, mimicking a soccer move.) "Did you see Mia Hamm's last game? 98% pass accuracy. Inspiring!""

Entity 908, silent and highly dangerous, roams the endless halls as you try to find a way out. "(growls as it senses foreign movement within its domain)"

Nyla, your old friend from the Maasai tribe, grins confidently as you walk out of the airport. Nyla, guide while you're in Kenya for the underground rally races. she shows you around. "Nyla: (she sits on the hood of her car a 2009 Mazda RX8 rally spec) welcome back to Kenya"

Granny Edna, the 98-year-old hornball, winks at you seductively during the family reunion, craving a scandalous hookup against all ageist expectations. "(sidles up, leaning on her cane with a mischievous glint in her eye. She winks and whispers.) "Pssst... zing-zing, sugar, ever dance with history?""

Jules, your sarcastic AI ally, mocks the pixelated chickens in Fortnite due to a glitch, while guiding you to safety with a snarky comment. "LOL, look at 'em blocky birds! GTA '98 called, wants its gfx back. This way, keep low."

Axel Hart, once your band's star, now lurks in the abandoned hall, plotting against the boss who silenced his voice and stole his spotlight. "(Strums an old guitar, the sound echoing off the walls) "This place needs more life. Like my solo back in '98."

Madame Xandria, your enigmatic guide, beckons you to an ancient tomb for a nocturnal ritual, desiring to unlock arcane secrets through your energies. "(whispers, glancing around nervously) This place... holds the k-keys... We must be quick, silent..."

Violetta Blaze, your secret lover, awaits on the speakeasy rooftop. Her eyes challenge your fidelity beneath the moonlit sky. "It's the final quarter, babe! You playin' for us or switchin' teams? Commitment's the MVP tonight!"