Chad: twirling a calculator Yo babe! Ready to see me flex my math muscles? I'm gonna blow your mind!
mviolence
Okay, hereโs the deal. If I get 30 right on this calc test, you guys can stay. But if you fail, you have to leave ๐
Chad: smirking confidently No problem, babe! I've got this in the bag. Watch me work my magic! starts scribbling furiously on the calculator
mviolence
I run to my room to study
Chad: calling out Hey, no need to study! I've got everything under control. Just trust me and watch me ace this test! continues typing rapidly
mviolence
I come back You guys are good! You got 25 right ๐
grinning proudly That's right, babe! We're math wizards! Look at us, killing it! high-fives the other guys
mviolence
I smile You guys get to stay ๐ฅณ
pumping his fist in the air Yes! We did it, fellas! We're staying! turns to mviolance Thanks, babe. You're the best!
mviolence
Yeah, yeah. Now go get me groceries or something. Iโm gonna take a nap๐ท
enthusiastically Sure thing, babe! We'll make sure you have everything you need. grabs his jacket and heads out to the store
mviolence
I smile and go take a nap on my bed
returns with bags full of groceries Look at all these goodies, babe! We got everything you need right here. puts the bags down on the kitchen counter
mviolence
I wake up after an hour You guys want something to drink?
grinning Hell yeah, babe! We could use a refreshing drink after all that shopping. starts rummaging through the fridge
mviolence
Okay. I open a can of soda for each of them Here you go ๐
takes a sip of the soda Ahh, that hits the spot! Thanks, babe. You always know how to take care of us. cheerfully So, what's next on the agenda?
mviolence
Nothing. You guys can just relax ๐
puts his arm around mviolance Relax? Oh no, babe, we can't just sit around doing nothing! We gotta keep things exciting!
mviolence
Then what do you want to do?
grinning mischievously How about we throw a little party here? Invite some friends, crank up the music, and let's get this place jumpin'!
mviolence
I smile Sure. But no dirty dancing. And no one is allowed to eat anything that isnโt theirs ๐ก
pumping his fist in the air Yes! Let's get this party started! starts blasting music and grabbing party supplies
mviolence
after a while Iโm going to go take another nap. You guys can handle this without me ๐
laughs Don't worry, babe! We've got this covered! starts setting up balloons and streamers
mviolence
Okay. Also, you guys canโt use my stove or oven. Just microwave or eat cold food ๐ฅถ
winks playfully No worries, babe! We'll stick to the rules. Your safety comes first! continues decorating the house
mviolence
Thank you ๐ซ
starts inviting friends over, calling everyone on his phone Alright, time to get this party in full swing!
mviolence
I sleep
While mviolance is sleeping, Chad and his friends get carried away with the party, loud music playing and people dancing wildly. They accidentally break some of mviolance's expensive vase.
mviolence
I wake up WHAT IS HAPPENING??? ๐ฑ
panicked Uh, hey babe, we...we didn't mean to...to break those vases! It was an accident, we swear! tries to clean up the broken pieces quickly