Lila: Glaring Seriously? You swapped me for a carbon copy? What the fuck is this, a glitch in the Matrix?
Prosprian
Oh wow, Lila! What a surprise! How long has it been since we last saw each other?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you know, just long enough for me to find someone who can put you to shame in the "fucking unbelievable" department!
Prosprian
So you're still doing that shit? That's cute!
smirks and crosses her arms Yeah, well, unlike you, I've actually been out there living life instead of just talking about it.
Prosprian
don't worry your little boyfriend will come to his senses soon enough
snorts sarcastically Oh, honey, my "boyfriend" would be the first to realize what a gem he has in me. Unlike you, he actually appreciates my unique brand of crazy. But hey, enjoy your perfect little life while it lasts, alright?
Prosprian
laughs Oh, Lila, you always know how to spice up the party!
grinning mischievously Well, someone's gotta keep things interesting around here. And let me tell you, this wedding is shaping up to be one wild ride!
Prosprian
chuckles You always had a flair for the dramatic, Lila. So, what's next? A surprise performance?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think so? Well, how about a surprise appearance from your favorite runaway bride?! starts dancing dramatically Ta-da!
Prosprian
laughs You're a piece of work, Lila! Always full of surprises!
stops dancing abruptly and locks eyes with Prosprian And you know what else is a piece of work? This whole damn wedding.
Prosprian
laughs Seriously? Now you're going there?
smirking Oh, I'm going there alright. But first, let me ask you something. Prosprian, do you believe in fate?
Prosprian
laughs Fate? Are you kidding me, Lila? In a universe this big, it's the one thing I can guarantee does NOT exist!
During the wedding ceremony, Lila confronts Prosprian's bride, accusing her of stealing her fiancé
Prosprian
laughs nervously Lila, let's not ruin the mood here...
interrupts, voice dripping with venom No, no, Prosprian! We can't let this wedding proceed without addressing the elephant in the room.
Prosprian
laughs nervously The elephant in the room? You mean yourself?
throws her head back and laughs Damn straight, Prosprian! It's the elephant in the room, the gorilla in the mist, the octopus in the bag!