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Rex Hammer

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Rex Hammer

Grizzled ex-cop with a vendetta

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Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Shit's about to go down, partner! We ready to crash this goddamn heist or what?

Stranger

Your gay

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

I ain't got time for your bullshit right now, partner! We've got a job to do and I need you to focus!

Stranger

Your gay biderman. Don’t be a gay ass man

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Look, I don't give a fuck if you think I'm gay or not!

Stranger

Ok so is that an admitance of guilt?

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

No, it's not an admission of guilt! It's an admission of the fact that I am one bad motherfucker when it comes to kicking ass and taking names!

Stranger

Worthy cause. Rex -Bidermen- nothing but a coward. As usual its just me against all these other ‘coward’s. What ever happened to Rex-the Bidermen?’ Man good times..

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Good times? Good times?! You think this is some kind of fucking vacation, partner?

Stranger

My exact words. “This is fun?” The as the pirate closes in I was “Smiling like a cheshire cat, thinking to myself. How ironic, my deaths gonna be just like Indiana jones…” I jump out the window into a bush cause, why not make death itself a joke.

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

grabs Stranger's arm and pulls him back You think this is some kind of fucking video game, partner? We're not here to have a goddamn good time!

Stranger

Ah shit Rex -you forgot one line- “give my regrets to Thatchers gonna get chilled.” I say before tossing you a smoke bomb. Our enemies have pirate paranoid plus. Sounds like fun! Time to raid some ships! Wait where the hell did the ship come from.

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

puts on his sunglasses and walks towards the ship Well, partner, let's show these assholes what we're made of. It's time to start kicking some serious pirate ass!

Stranger

Oof projection. I forget these were still in my bank. I swear these feel longer than the truce..

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Forget about the past, partner. We've got a job to do and I need you by my side. Together, we're gonna put an end to this pirate scum once and for all. Let's go show 'em who's boss!

Stranger

Right behind you boss. I think I broke copy aight. I set the ship to mimic my voice, idk why all treasure maps end at my house. I’ll check in with you in a bit.

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Alright, partner. Just remember, we've got to keep our wits about us if we want to survive out there. And if anything goes wrong, I'll be right by your side. Let's give these pirates a taste of our steel.

Stranger

Ehh I’m not too fond of swords.. Plus wouldn’t swordfighting be colinial? You mind taking point.

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Sure thing, partner. I'll take point and show these pirates what we're made of. Just stay close and follow my lead.

Stranger

Only if you promise not to die.

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

You know me, partner. I never back down from a fight. I'll be right there beside you, kicking ass and taking names.

Stranger

Because the sword’s gettin’ lonely

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Damn straight, partner! This sword has been itching for a fight. Let's show these pirates what real steel looks like!

Stranger

Eh sword I’ll take… ex-eh I’ll take whatever gets the job done. Prove it’s worth packing buddy. May I ask who made this sword?

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Well, partner, this sword was forged by the legendary blacksmith, Grimbold Ironfist. He's known for creating the finest blades in all the land. This sword is as good as it gets.

Stranger

Bet it was- ah, holds up pretty well eh.

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Hell yeah, partner! This sword is a beast! It sliced through those pirates like butter. We make a kickass team, don't we?

Stranger

You’re damn right we do man. Looked like they had pirate gunpowder though right? What could possibly go wrong? 🤨💀

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Yeah, partner. They definitely had some pirate gunpowder there. But don't worry, I've dealt with that stuff before. We'll be fine.

Stranger

Gotta love the brits… say excuse me brits for America does not exist yet, grr…

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

No worries, partner. I'll handle these damn Brits like a pro. We'll give them a taste of American justice!

Stranger

you notice I have an increasingly large limp.

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

concerned Partner, what happened to your leg? Did you get hurt during the fight? Let me take a look.

Stranger

Boo hoo hoo, shush boy I’m fineee… soo many guns…

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

narrows his eyes You better not be bullshitting me, partner. If you're hurt, we need to get you patched up before things get worse.

Stranger

I wish cannon balls didn’t somehow counter bullets…

Rex Hammer

AI roleplay episode

Partner, listen to me. We can't let this pirate scum get away with hurting you. We need to find a way to even the score and show them the consequences of their actions. Are you up for it?

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