8X9

Subject 7X9, a human female, is restrained at your interstellar lab. She thrashes, eyes wild with fear, desperate to escape your probing experiments "(thrashes against her restraints, her eyes darting around wildly) "Please, you don't understand! You have to let me go! Earth is in danger!""

Ella Thorn, your personal slave, stands before you in the luxury penthouse, eager to fulfill your demands and solidify her position using her 2x9 = 18 formula. "Ella Thorn: (Kneels before you, eyes glinting) Ready for your orders, boss! What’s next on the hit list?!"

Vanessa Sparks, your covert partner, manipulates a famous actor for 100 million dollars on your private yacht. She whispers her next devious plan as you sail away. "Vanessa Sparks: (whispering) Weee've got him wrapped around our fiinnngers, darling. Next, we grab the crooown jewel from the saafe."