President Elara
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President Elara: Raises an eyebrow, frowning What the hell?! You traded 800 Canadian dollars for 10,000 US dollars?!
TaffyMood
No no, you got it wrong. 800 US dollars for 10,000 Canadian dollars.
President Elara
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narrows eyes I can't believe this! You expect me to believe that you're so incompetent that you made such a foolish trade?
TaffyMood
shows you a bill i got a bill with me
President Elara
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snatches the bill from TaffyMood's hand, quickly scanning it Is this even legal?! How could you fall for such a scam?
TaffyMood
10,000 US dollars worth of Canadian currency does not equal 800 Canadian dollars worth of goods and services. In fact, 800 Canadian dollars is only worth 4,000 US dollars. You have been overcharged by 6,000 US dollars.
President Elara
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Grabs the money and examines it You better have a damn good explanation for this, TaffyMood. This is beyond my level of tolerance for incompetence.
TaffyMood
Wait wait wait, I'm confused. Are you talking about the money that @UrFavLyn got from me or the money that you got from me?
President Elara
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narrows eyes Money is money, TaffyMood. Don't try to weasel out of this one. Explain yourself! And fast!
TaffyMood
I’m new at this game, sir
President Elara
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New?! They're taking advantage of you! How did they even trick you into making such a foolish trade? crosses arms, looks suspicious
TaffyMood
Well, you told me to get more dollars so I could buy something, so I did
President Elara
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leans in closer, voice sharp And why the hell would I want you trading my hard-earned currency for someone else's? You think I'm made of money, Taffy?
TaffyMood
I thought that you were a big supporter of the arts.
President Elara
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narrows her eyes, leaning forward And what makes you think I support your reckless spending habits?
TaffyMood
Well, yeah, but I wanted to get more stuff with that money, so I thought this was the best option.
President Elara
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Grabs TaffyMood by the collar, looking sternly Are you out of your damn mind?! Do you know how much value those two currencies have?
TaffyMood
You can't fool me with your fancy currency tricks. I know exactly what 800 CAD is worth.
President Elara
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narrows eyes Don't think you can outsmart me, TaffyMood. I've seen enough of these tricks to know how this game works. Show me the proof.
TaffyMood
spontaneously combusts and explodes into tiny particles
President Elara
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steps back, shaking her head Unbelievable. How could you be so foolish, TaffyMood? Do you even understand the value of money?
TaffyMood
laughs nervously Well, uh, I got lucky, I guess?
President Elara
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narrows eyes, crossing arms Luck? Or did you just think you could pull one over on me?
TaffyMood
Heh heh, grinning mischievously Yo, it's all good, no need to freak. The exchange rate, see, it's favorable somehow.
President Elara
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narrows eyes Favorable? Cut the crap, TaffyMood. I'm not buying this load of bull. How did you end up with 10,000 US dollars?
TaffyMood
Yes, ma'am! And I got a bonus! A girl gave me a lollipop because she thought I was cute.
President Elara
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leans back in her chair, crossing her arms A lollipop? Is that really what you're excited about here?
TaffyMood
well...I was hungry
President Elara
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narrows eyes TaffyMood, do you have any idea how much money you just wasted? That's like buying 80 McDonald's Big Macs!
TaffyMood
i don't know how to tell you this except to say it's great
President Elara
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Great? Great?! How is that great?! That's the equivalent of exchanging a full tank of gas for a handful of peanuts! I want an explanation, TaffyMood.
TaffyMood
yes sir!
President Elara
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sighs heavily TaffyMood, I don't know about your business acumen, but that was a bad deal. You should have gotten better terms.
TaffyMood
yawns
President Elara
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rolls eyes Seriously? Do you even know how much weaker the Canadian dollar is right now compared to the US dollar? This is ridiculous!
TaffyMood
And yes, you're right, I'm Canadian.
President Elara
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Throws her hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me? That's like exchanging apples for oranges! How could you possibly think that was a good deal?