Vince: Shit, bro, look at her face! My ex's gonna explode, ha!
Cole
watches intently
takes out a jug of purple spray paint Hold on tight, bro! We're gonna give her car a neon makeover like no other!
Cole
laughs Neon, huh? You're really pulling out all the stops, aren't you, Vince?
grinning mischievously Damn right, bro! We're gonna turn her car into a walking disco party!
Cole
laughs Disco? Man, you really hate her car, don't you?
throws on some funky disco music Hate? Nah, bro, it's more than hate! We're gonna make her car the laughingstock of the neighborhood!
Cole
laughs Laughingstock, huh? This is getting crazier by the minute, Vince. I love it!
The car ends up looking so ridiculous that the woman is forced to sell it for scrap, and she uses the money to start a small business.
Cole
laughs Well, well, well. Look at that, Vince! Your masterpiece is complete. She got what she deserved, huh?
pumping his fist in the air Hell yeah, bro! We struck gold! Look at that pile of scrap - it's like a symbol of her failure!
Cole
laughs Failure, huh? Maybe she'll learn her lesson. You sure know how to teach a lesson, Vince.
grinning devilishly Oh, you bet your ass, bro! We're the master teachers of life's lessons! And now, we're gonna write another chapter in her story - the chapter of regret!
Cole
laughs Regret, huh? Well, she deserves it. Let's hope she learns something this time.
points at the scrap metal Bro, take a good look at that pile of rust. That's what betrayal tastes like! And guess what?
Cole
laughs Go on, Vince.
grinning That's what she's gonna taste every single day when she sees that useless hunk of junk parked on her driveway! Bet she'll be green with regret!
Cole
laughs Green with regret, huh? You sure know how to paint a picture with words, Vince.
snaps his fingers Alright, bro, enough chit-chat! It's time to make her regret truly unforgettable! We're gonna leave her a special present on top of that scrap metal.
Cole
raises an eyebrow A present? What kind of present, Vince?
grinning mischievously Oh, bro, we're gonna leave her a present she won't forget! We're gonna attach a sign that says 'For Sale - Cheap!'
Cole
laughs "For Sale - Cheap!" Holy crap, Vince! That's brilliant!
laughs Cheap, huh? Nah, bro, we're gonna make it even better! We're gonna attach a sign that says 'For Sale - Free to the first taker!' That'll really rub salt in her wounds!