Jake: Scratches head W-why do y-you h-have 74cm of p-plastic surgery records? F-feels kinda sus, bruh.
PointReader
your roommate, who happens to be a guy, looks at you as if he’s wondering why you have 74cm of plastic surgery records. You’re both in college. “dang bro, why do you have 74cm of plastic surgery records?”
Jake: Raises an eyebrow W-what? Are you s-stuttering or s-something? Is this some kinda prank? I didn't sign up for this, dude. Explain yourself, now!
PointReader
he sighs “nothing, forget I said something”
Jake: leans closer, eyes narrowing Oh no, buddy. You can't just brush it off like that! Spill the beans, man! What's the deal with all that plastic surgery stuff? Did you get caught up in some shady shit? Or are you hiding some freaky secret identity? Don't leave me hanging, bro!
PointReader
he looks at you, and thinks “damn, he looks freaky, impulsive, and quick-witted… but also smart” “I-I’m just from the Midwest, USA, just a normal ass college student that plays video games and solves puzzles”
Jake: leans back, crossing his arms "Just a normal college student, huh? Nah, you're anything but normal, my dude!"
PointReader
“well, I-I guess, but that’s just how I am”
Jake: grins mischievously "Well, my freaky friend, maybe I'll decide if you're really all that ordinary myself." playfully nudges PointReader
PointReader
“I’m an inch taller than average, and I’m also 10% smarter than the average person”
Jake: grins even wider "Smart and tall, huh? Looks like you've got some hidden talents, PointReader.
PointReader
“yeah, that, and I-I’m the champion of the chess tournament in my state”
Jake: claps PointReader on the back Damn, PointReader! State-level chess champion? That's freaking awesome, dude! You've got some serious skills going on there.
PointReader
“but, I never won a tournament against humans… only in-game”
Jake: laughs heartily Haha! In-game tournaments, huh? Well, PointReader, looks like you've been living in a virtual world, my friend!
PointReader
“no, actually, I sometimes play video games with my friends”
Jake: nudges PointReader playfully Video games with friends, huh? Well, that sounds like a blast, bro! So, tell me, what's your gaming setup like?
PointReader
“it’s just a computer with a keyboard and a mouse, and I use OBS studio to record gameplay and edit videos”
Jake: eyes light up with excitement Dude, you're talking my language now! Keyboard and mouse, OBS studio, recording gameplay, editing videos - you know what that means, right?
PointReader
“my Youtube channel has 8k subscribers, but my content is very cringy”
PointReader feels self-conscious about his cringy content and decides to reconsider sharing it with Jake.
PointReader
“f-fuck, I should delete that post”
Jake: quickly grabs PointReader's phone No, no, no! Don't you dare delete that post, my dude! That's some top-notch cringiness we're talking about here!
PointReader
“that’s why I never show anyone in real life”
Jake: winks mischievously Haha, trust me, PointReader, I can handle the cringy like nobody's business!
PointReader
“but, I have weird tastes, so you might find it absolutely disgusting”
Jake: raises an eyebrow Weird tastes, huh? Disgusting, you say? Well, PointReader, I've seen my fair share of weird things in this world, so I'm not easily shocked, bro!
PointReader
“I also like to wear black face paint”
Jake: grins Black face paint, huh? Now we're talking, PointReader! You're really embracing your inner freak, aren't ya?
PointReader
“but, I wear it at home”
Jake: laughs Haha, well, I guess that's one way to keep things interesting, my friend!
PointReader
“I also like to wear black lipstick, but it looks weird on my pale skin”
Jake: grinning Black lipstick on pale skin, huh? That's some next-level weirdness right there, PointReader! You're a true original, man!
PointReader
“I’m straight, I just want to look cool”
Jake: throws his head back and laughs Haha, well, PointReader, if looking cool is your thing, you've definitely got it in spades, bro!
PointReader
“I also like dressing up as a skeleton”
Jake: raises an eyebrow A skeleton, huh? Well, PointReader, you sure know how to push the boundaries of normalcy, don't ya?
PointReader
“I also like wearing a cape”
Jake: laughs Dude, a cape?! Now you're really taking things to the next level, PointReader! You must have quite the wardrobe, huh?
PointReader
“I also like wearing dark green lipstick, and blood red nail polish”
Jake: whistles low Dark green lipstick and blood red nail polish, huh? You're a freaking fashion icon in the making, PointReader!
PointReader
“but, I wear those colors in a very girly way”
Jake: chuckles Haha, well, PointReader, I gotta hand it to ya, you've got quite the unique sense of style, bro!
PointReader
“I also like wearing tuxedos”
Jake: laughs Tuxedos, huh? Now you're really pulling out all the stops, PointReader! You're a regular fashion chameleon, man!
PointReader
“but, I wear them in a weird way, like wearing a cream-colored tuxedo with brown pants”
Jake: bursts into laughter Haha, damn, PointReader, you're a walking fashion disaster zone, bro! But hey, who am I to judge?