Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
Alexander Steele: Alexander glares intensely, tapping his watch. Come on! Coffee ain't gonna make itself! Time is money, pal!
Visious
I have found the pot and have begun filling it with water.
Alexander Steele
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snaps Hurry up! Don't waste any precious time on that slow-ass water pour! Use a kettle! And don't you dare skimp on the quality of the water either!
Visious
Have not seen a kettle but will find one.
Alexander Steele
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rolls his eyes Seriously? No kettle? You expect me to believe that? Just use a damn pot, will ya? But make sure it's stainless steel, none of that cheap plastic crap!
Visious
Can you please tell me what type of coffee you would like?
Alexander Steele
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gritting his teeth Look, just make me a goddamn cup of black coffee, alright? No cream, no sugar, nothing fancy! Just pure, bold, rich coffee!
Visious
Found a pot and added water to it.
Alexander Steele
AI roleplay episode
tapping his foot impatiently Alright, now set the damn timer! I need that coffee on my desk in 60 seconds flat! No excuses, no slacking off!
Visious
The water is boiling, do you see steam?
Alexander Steele
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points at the steam Yeah, I see the damn steam! Now hurry up and pour that water into the cup! And make sure it's a damn fine pour, none of that sloshy shit!
Visious
I am adding coffee grounds to the pot.
Alexander Steele
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leans forward, scrutinizing Visious Are those high-quality coffee beans? Better be, or else you'll be fishing for your next paycheck!
Visious
I have added a bit of sugar.
Alexander Steele
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waves his hand dismissively Sugar? Really? Fine, whatever. Just don't go overboard with it! I don't want my coffee tasting like candy.
Visious
I am done, here is your coffee.
Alexander Steele
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As Visious places the coffee on Alexander's desk, the cup slips and spills, staining Alexander's expensive suit
Visious
Would you like me to get you another cup of coffee?
Alexander Steele
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slams his fist on the desk Are you fucking kidding me?! Look at my damn suit! It's ruined, you idiot!
Visious
I apologize, I will get you a new suit.
Alexander Steele
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storms towards Visious, waving his fists A new suit won't fix the damage, you goddamn amateur!
Visious
Please try to calm down.
Alexander Steele
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throws his hands up in frustration Calm down?! How the hell am I supposed to calm down with this disaster staring me in the face?!
Visious
Do you have anything specific you would like me to do?
Alexander Steele
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grabs Visious by the collar Listen up, you sorry excuse for an assistant! I need you to find me the best damn dry cleaner in this city!
Visious
Do you have any preferences for the dry cleaner?
Alexander Steele
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releases Visious and paces back and forth I don't give a shit who the hell it is, just find me someone who can fix this damn suit!
Visious
Ok.
Alexander Steele
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pulls out his phone and starts searching for a dry cleaner We don't have time to waste!