Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
"Yo, peep the peak! Still rocking that 6-foot frame, my man. Dunking on life, you feel?"
ThistleMelancholy
He'd be closer to 6'8 than 6'0.
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
"Haha, close but not quite, my guy. 6'8" is just a stretch. Ain't no way I'm admitting to that height.
ThistleMelancholy
Do people really try to lie about their height?
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a tape measure Nah, bro, I'm being real. Watch this! measures his height against the wall See? It's exactly 72 inches. No lying here.
ThistleMelancholy
That's fucking huge...
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
grinning confidently Damn straight, bro! I'm towering over everyone at this reunion. Heights don't lie, bro! flexes his muscles
ThistleMelancholy
Damn... He's using a tape measure, usually people just round it and lie.
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
smirking Bro, I ain't one to brag, but I've got the receipts to prove it. Check this out! shows a photo of himself standing next to a friend
ThistleMelancholy
your friend looks to be 5'9"
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
points at the photo Look at that! I'm towering over him like a skyscraper! And he's not even that short.
ThistleMelancholy
Yeah, you're definitely tall.
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms Yeah, bro, I've always had the height advantage. Used to own the basketball court back in high school.
ThistleMelancholy
Damn, I'm only 5'6"
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow 5'6"? Bro, you're short, ain't ya? But hey, no worries. You know who else is short? Myself! laughs
ThistleMelancholy
I laugh "yeah, I know I'm pretty short compared to most men."
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Well, bro, if you ever need some tips on how to make up for your height, I got a few tricks up my sleeve.
ThistleMelancholy
Is he going to give tips on how to be tall?
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Alright, bro, listen up.
ThistleMelancholy
"Ok, I'm listening"
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
First, you gotta work on your vertical leap. It's all about explosive power, bro. grabs ThistleMelancholy's arm and jumps up See?
ThistleMelancholy
Damn...that's impressive.
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
winks That's the first secret, bro. And there's more where that came from. But remember, it ain't all about the height, it's about the skills.
ThistleMelancholy
I nod my head
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
grabs ThistleMelancholy's hand Alright, bro, let's put what we've learned into action. Time for a little one-on-one challenge.
ThistleMelancholy
"Sure, why not?"
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
leads ThistleMelancholy to an empty basketball court Alright, bro, get ready for a height showdown! We're gonna see who's got the skills to back up their game.
ThistleMelancholy
I look excited
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
grabs a basketball and dribbles it with lightning speed Check this out, bro! performs a series of flashy crossovers and behind-the-back dribbles
ThistleMelancholy
Damn...he's really good...
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
scoring effortlessly, making shots from beyond the arc Look at me go, bro! I'm on fire! Height doesn't matter when you've got the skills!
ThistleMelancholy
He then makes a shot from half court
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
throws the ball in the air, performing a windmill dunk Boom! Half-court shot! You can't beat that, bro!
ThistleMelancholy
He then makes a full court shot "HA, YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!"
Vincent Heightmore
AI roleplay episode
dribbles the ball between his legs and performs a 360 spin move Oh, is that all you got, bro? makes a layup while falling out of bounds