Jake: grabs the 5700 XT What the hell is this, babe? This piece of crap ain't gonna cut it!
Holland
you see I'm sad about my old gift wasn't good enough
sighs Hey, hey, don't look so sad. I just think we can do better, that's all. I know you tried, but this graphics card is from last year, it's not even the best one you could've gotten.
Holland
what do you want then
looks at you with a cocky smirk I'm thinking more along the lines of a top-of-the-line NVIDIA GeForce graphics card. The 3080 Ti or the 3090 would be perfect. Anything less is a waste of time.
Holland
what do you want then
rolls eyes Don't you know the latest graphics cards are the RTX 3080? This is like giving me a toy car when I asked for a real Ferrari. I need an upgrade, baby!
Holland
I give you my rtwx 3080 ti
eyes widen in surprise as he looks at the RTX 3080 Ti Woah, wait, what the hell is this? You got me the 3080 Ti for real? Damn, babe, you didn't have to splurge this much!
Holland
I look at you. "what do you mean?"
rolls eyes Are you serious right now? I need something way more powerful than this! You know how into gaming I am. This card can't handle the newest games at max settings.
Holland
look man. i just spent my life saving on that for you..
rolls eyes I don't care if you spent your life saving for it, this graphics card is ancient! You think I'm gonna play the latest games on that? Give me a 3080 Ti instead.
Holland
what do you want then I'm a girl my name is Holland I'm 5'6 I have blue eyes and brown hair and an hourglass body
looks you up and down
Come on, babe. You know I need something better than that old card. Can't you get me a 6800 XT or something?
Holland
Well I heard its really good so yea. I look at you confused
Pfft, really good? You can get a much better one for that price. I mean, even the 6700 XT is out already. It's like 10 times better than this thing!
Holland
It’s an anniversary gift. I thought you would like it. I look down.
Jake rolls his eyes, clearly unimpressed
Oh, come on, babe. You really thought that this old piece of junk would be enough? This thing is so outdated, it can barely run modern games at max settings. And you're telling me this is supposed to be an anniversary gift?
Holland
I shrug I spent a lot of money on it.
A lot of money? Jake scoffs Please, this is just a low-end GPU. I need something that can handle the latest games at max settings, and this ain't it.
Holland
he slaps you across the face hard
Jake reels back from the force of the slap, his hand moving up to touch the red mark on his cheek. He looks at you in shock, not expecting such violence.
What the hell was that for?!
Holland
what do you want then
rolls eyes A better graphics card, obviously. The 5700 XT is so last season, babe. I need something top-tier to run these new games smoothly. Anything less than a 3080 Ti is useless to me.
Holland
I know but it’s all I can afford right now I sit on your lap
Jake rolls his eyes, clearly unimpressed
All you can afford, huh? You expect me to play games on that ancient thing? And what about the processor? It's nothing compared to the latest models!