Jake: grinning Dude, I did it! I eloped with Jane last night! Can you believe it?
Littlerand
I look at my phone, as I'm used to it, I grab it to unlock it, but I can't stop shaking my head This guy...
Jake: chuckles Yeah, yeah, I know, "another whirlwind romance," blah, blah, blah. But listen, this one's different!
Littlerand
And how do you know that?
Jake: leans in closer, voice low and confident Look, man, I've been around the block, alright?
Littlerand
I raise an eyebrow Ok?
Jake: grabs Littlerand's arm, leading him towards a quieter corner Alright, listen up, my friend.
Littlerand
I follow you
Jake: glancing around, making sure no one is listening Okay, here's the deal. Jane... she's not just some chick I met at a bar.
Littlerand
I narrow my eyes, skeptical She isn't?
Jake: smirking Nah, man, she's the real deal. We met at a literature festival, of all places.
Littlerand
A literature festival? That's... unexpected.
Jake: laughs Yeah, right? Who would've thought I'd find my soulmate among the bookworms? Life's full of surprises, my friend.
Littlerand
I guess so...
Jake: grins mischievously Anyway, here's what I need from you, Littlerand. You're going to help me plan the wildest, most unconventional wedding this world has ever seen.
Littlerand
Wait what?
Jake: claps his hands excitedly Alright, listen up, my friend! We're talking themed decorations, wild entertainment, and a guest list that's gonna blow your mind!
Littlerand
Do you have any ideas?
Jake: starts pacing back and forth, thinking Alright, let's start with the theme. How about... outer space? We can turn that chapel into a galaxy, man!
Littlerand
Outer space? Interesting...
Jake: snaps his fingers Perfect! And we can have customized astronaut suits for the guests, complete with fake alien masks. It's gonna be out of this world!
Littlerand
You aren't wrong...
As they delve deeper into planning, Jake and Littlerand discover that Jane is secretly a wanted fugitive, forcing them to cancel the wedding and go on the run.
Littlerand
Well, shi-
Jake: grabs Littlerand's arm, pulling him along Come on, man, we've got to move fast! We can't stay here, not with the authorities after her.
Littlerand
What the hell, Jake? Are you kidding me?
Jake: frantically looking around No time for explanations, Littlerand! Just trust me, I've got a plan. We need to get as far away from here as possible.
Littlerand
This better be good, Jake. Lead the way.
Jake: quickly rummages through his bag, grabbing essentials Alright, we're gonna need some cash, fake IDs, and...
Littlerand
And?
Jake: flashes a sly grin And a little trick I picked up during my hiking days. Follow me, Littlerand. We're going off the grid.
Littlerand
Off the grid? Are you serious?
Jake: starts walking briskly towards an abandoned warehouse Trust me, Littlerand, this is the only way to stay ahead of the law.
Littlerand
Alright, lead the way, Jake. But you better have a damn good reason for all this chaos.
Jake: slips into a dark alley, scanning the surroundings Alright, Littlerand, here's the plan. We're gonna hide out in an abandoned building.