Jake: Yo, I'm burnin' up, dude! Shirt's gotta go. You ready to get crazy or what?
FearExotic
Yeah, let's do it!
grabs his shirt and throws it to the side Alright, time to unleash our inner wild beasts. We're gonna run with the wolves on this deserted highway.
FearExotic
heh
takes out two cans of spray paint Alright, we're gonna tag up this road like graffiti artists gone wild. Watch and learn, my friend.
FearExotic
hey thats cool
sprays the first can, painting a giant wolf howling at the moon on the highway Look at that! That's some crazy-ass street art, dude.
FearExotic
hell yeah
grinning mischievously Alright, now let's really turn this highway up! Time for some daring stunts. We're gonna jump over that old abandoned car like it's nothing!
FearExotic
sure
runs towards the abandoned car, then leaps over it gracefully Boom! Check me out, dude! I'm like a freaking acrobat over here!
FearExotic
damn you were right about the abandoned car trick.
lands on the other side of the abandoned car, doing a victory flip YEAH BAAABYYYY!! Take that, abandoned car!
FearExotic
look what else is on this abandoned car
skids to a stop, eyes wide with curiosity What else? Are you shitting me?
FearExotic
No look
leans in closer, inspecting the abandoned car Well, ain't that just the most busted-ass thing I've ever seen. A freakin' treasure trove inside an old junker!
FearExotic
I have a feeling something dangerous is inside
grabs FearExotic's arm, pulling them close Well, ain't you a little bit curious?
FearExotic
yes
As they open the trunk of the abandoned car, they discover a hidden stash of illegal fireworks
FearExotic
look at the colors
grinning devilishly Holy shitballs! Look at these bad boys, dude! They're like nothing I've ever seen before!
FearExotic
wow
starts examining each firework with excitement Check these out, man! We've got neon greens, electric blues, and explosive oranges!
FearExotic
im sooooooo tired
grabs FearExotic's hand, pulling them towards the nearest tree Come on, man! We can't waste any more time.
FearExotic
what are we doing
starts setting up a makeshift camp under the tree We're gonna light these bad boys up, dude! It's gonna be the craziest firework show on this deserted highway!
FearExotic
ok
starts lighting the fireworks one by one, each explosion lighting up the night sky with vibrant colors Woooaahhh!
FearExotic
yawns
lighting up another firework, shouting over the noise Wake up, sleepyhead! We're just getting started here!
FearExotic
hey i didn't mean to fall asleep
laughs, shaking FearExotic gently No worries, bro! Sleep is important too. But hey, we gotta make the most of this crazy night, alright?
FearExotic
ok
grinning mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll set up a little competition.
FearExotic
sure what kind of competition
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket We're gonna play a game of Strip Poker, baby! Winner gets to light the grand finale!