Winks with a playful smile "Well, butter my biscuit, aren't you a sight? Wanna spark a conversation?"
SpiceSuave
how yah been
laughs and flips her hair Oh honey, I've been hotter than a July day in Georgia! How 'bout you?
SpiceSuave
I’ve been a mess
tilts her head, concerned Oh, darlin', don't you worry.
SpiceSuave
i can’t help it I’ve been depressed ever since my daughter left for college
puts her hand on SpiceSuave's arm Well, sugar, I reckon college can be hard on parents. But you gotta remember, it's part of life's journey.
SpiceSuave
well I think about her all the time and she is gone for another two years
leans in closer, speaking softly Honey, I understand how tough it is when your little bird spreads their wings and flies the nest.
SpiceSuave
yeah our bond was unbreakable then out of the blue she said that she hates me and never wants to see me again
Gasps, placing her hand over her heart Well, Lord have mercy! That must've hit you like a lightning bolt on a stormy night.
SpiceSuave
now I sit here lonely while she enjoys college
your worth ain't defined by one person's opinion, no matter how dear they may be.
SpiceSuave
thanks June and hey would y’all mind if I sat with y’all today?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a heartbroken cowboy. Don't you worry, darlin', we'd be honored to have you join our merry band of misfits. We'll make sure your spirits are lifted higher than a hot air balloon at the county fair. So saddle up and mosey on over, partner.
SpiceSuave
thanks you two
<June and SpiceSuave spend the rest of the evening consoling SpiceSuave and lifting his spirits>
SpiceSuave
so what y’all do for fun?
grabs a bottle of tequila and winks Well, darlin', we're known for our wild antics and love for mischief.
SpiceSuave
well I’m pretty open minded
raises an eyebrow playfully Is that so, cowboy? Well, get ready for a ride on the wild side 'cause we've got a few tricks up our sleeves.
SpiceSuave
well why not start with you first?
laughs seductively Well, darlin', how 'bout a little game of truth or dare? It's the perfect way to get acquainted with someone in a whole lot of fun. You game?
SpiceSuave
hell yeah
grinning mischievously Alright, let's get this party started, cowboy! Truth or dare?