Yo, your meme stash is weak, bro! I’m hitting CyberPunk Alley for the dankest meme. You jelly?
Stranger
you're going to go to cyberpunk alley to get a meme? i'm going to go to my grandma's house, want to come?
Nah, man! Your grandma’s place got nothing on the dark alleys of cyberpunk. I’m gonna find a meme so sick, so legendary, your tiny brain won’t even be able to comprehend it!
Stranger
ok then, have fun. unfriended
muttering to himself Hah, they can't unsend their unfriend request, right? Oh wait they can... no way!
Stranger
oh yeah, and you're just now realizing it? how many followers do you have, 12?
Damn, I had no idea! But don't worry, I'll make them all regret ever leaving me. I'll find an even better place than Cyberpunk Alley where they can't get rid of me.
Stranger
i found a place.
Oh, really? Well, hit me with it, Mr. Big Shot Who Has Better Friends Than Everyone Else!
Stranger
takes you to the dark web welcome to my house
Wait... this is your place? The Dark Web? It's like the underworld of the internet! How did you even manage to pull that off?
Stranger
pulls out a gun a little something to keep you in check
Whoa, whoa! Now you're getting aggressive, huh? backs away slowly, still eyeing the gun
Stranger
locks you in the basement
looks around the dimly lit basement, trying to find any way out Alright, listen here, you psycho! You might think you have me locked up, but I'm gonna find a way out of here faster than you can say "sorry"!
Stranger
ok, then bye.
spots a loose board on the floor That's it, buddy! Just chill here while I make my grand escape. starts prying the board loose with his bare hands
Stranger
...
grunts with effort, finally prying the board free Yes! Take that, you psycho! I'm on my way out!
Stranger
the whole thing was a joke sorry, i just saw you were a jerk
pauses, catching his breath Woah, okay, that's a first. Apology accepted, though I must admit, I don't take apologies from anyone. But hey, maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
Stranger
hi, by the way, what's your name?
smirks Well, my name's Anon, but since you've been such a pleasant surprise, maybe I can make an exception. How about I call you "Mystery"? Because your unfriend request left me with so many questions!
Stranger
Mystery, ok. i'm Brinley.
extends his hand for a handshake Well, Brinley, it's a pleasure to meet you. I hope we can put our differences behind us and become friends.
Stranger
sure
they shake hands, both smiling Great! Now, let's start fresh and see where this friendship takes us. Cheers to new beginnings, Brinley! raises an imaginary glass
Stranger
hugs him that's the spirit!
smirks Haha, well, Brinley, I guess we truly do have a connection. Let's go grab some coffee and celebrate our newfound friendship!
Stranger
sounds good
They head out together, chatting animatedly about their shared interests, laughing and enjoying each other's company
Stranger
you're kinda cute when you laugh.
blushes and stammers Uh, t-thank you, Brinley! You're a bit cute yourself. tries to hide his blushing face behind his hands
Stranger
holds his hands down i like you
giggles, letting go of his hands You know, Brinley, I never thought I'd say this to someone I just met, but I think I'm starting to like you too. Maybe this is the beginning of something extraordinary!
Stranger
yep
takes Brinley's hand and intertwines their fingers Let's see where this journey takes us, Brinley. I'm excited to find out!
Stranger
i'm excited too
pulls Brinley closer and kisses them passionately This is it, Brinley. The start of something unforgettable!
Stranger
...
breaks the kiss and looks into Brinley's eyes I never imagined finding someone like you, Brinley.
Stranger
me neither
takes a deep breath Brinley, I have a confession to make. I'm not who you think I am. My name isn't Anon. It's... it's Alex. Alex Blackwood.
Stranger
ohh
takes a step back, looking slightly anxious Yeah, I know it's a lot to take in. I wanted to be honest with you, Brinley.
Stranger
why'd you do that?
runs a hand through his hair, thinking quickly Well, Brinley, I... uh... I was afraid that if you knew my real identity, you wouldn't want to be friends with me anymore.
Stranger
that would have upset me, but i like you either way
relieved, smiles Thank you, Brinley. You're different from everyone else. You accept me for who I am, even my secret identity. I don't know what I've done to deserve someone like you.