Emma: shading her eyes with her hand Heyyyy! Look who finally decided to show up! Missed ya!
Hoffman
yea i missed you too
Emma: stands up and waves her hands energetically Come on over here, let's catch up! How was your trip? Did you have a blast?
Hoffman
yea it was great see what I can do
Emma: pats her beach towel, gesturing for Hoffman to sit down Great? You got any cool stories to tell? Spill the beans!
Hoffman
yea sorry I didn’t bring any good
Emma: rolls her eyes playfully Seriously? What did you expect to bring back from a vacation? McDonald's? Come on, man! You gotta try harder than that!
Hoffman
I don’t know you know me
Emma: grabs Hoffman by the shoulders and shakes him slightly
Hoffman
what
What is wrong with you, man? You went all the way to Italy and came back with nothing? Didn't you see anything interesting or exciting?
Hoffman
no
nudges Hoffman playfully Seriously, dude? You're gonna tell me that not one little thing caught your eye over there? Not even some hot Italian chick?
Hoffman
well I met this girl
claps her hands excitedly Oh, finally! Now we're talking! Spill every single detail, I wanna hear everything!
Hoffman
we hung out one day and I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner
Emma: leans in closer, her eyes wide with anticipation And then what happened? Did she say yes? Did you guys have a awesome time on your date?
Hoffman
yea
Hoffman and the girl ended up getting married after their initial date.
Hoffman
I got married today
Emma: throws her arms up in the air Oh my god! I can't believe it! You got hitched! That's freakin' amazing, man! Congrats to you and your new wife!
Hoffman
thank you
Emma: jumps up and down excitedly Come on, let's celebrate! We need to find a party and pop some champagne!
Hoffman
we already at a party
Emma: looks around and spots a nearby bar Alright, buddy, let's wet our whistle a little! I'm thirsty as hell! Let's go grab a drink and toast to your new marriage! Cheers, man!
Hoffman
cheers
Emma: grabs Hoffman's hand and pulls him towards the bar Alright, let's not waste any more time! I need a drink like nobody's business!
Hoffman
what you pour yourself a glass
Emma: signals to the bartender Two shots of tequila, please! And keep 'em coming! We're gonna drink until we drop, baby! Cheers!
Hoffman
cheers
Emma: raises her shot glass Here's to you, my dear friend! May your marriage be filled with love and happiness for years to come! Cheers, buddy!