Lila: holds up the certificate Zero point one-two-five hours? Ready for daily love drills?
Stranger
.
playfully tugs on Stranger's shirt Come on, don't be a party pooper! Think of all the fun we could have - road trips, picnic dates, movie nights...
Stranger
what do you mean by love making
winks mischievously Well, darling, by "love-making," I mean a variety of activities that involve physical affection and intimacy.
Stranger
I know that.
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you do know, huh? Well, in that case, let's get creative and make sure these 0.125 hours are filled with unforgettable moments!
Stranger
alright.
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, let's start planning our romantic escapades! First things first, we need a list of all the activities we want to try.
Stranger
like what
starts scribbling down ideas Well, how about a candlelit picnic in a secluded forest clearing? Or maybe a night of stargazing at a local observatory?
Stranger
okay.
leans closer, grinning Alright, here's the plan. We'll spend Saturday night on a moonlit beach, building a bonfire and making s'mores.
Stranger
ok.
jumps up excitedly Yay! It's gonna be a blast! I'll make reservations for a cozy cabin with a fireplace and snacks galore.
Stranger
how are we going to get there
claps her hands together Oh, don't worry! I already booked a scenic helicopter ride for us. We'll soar above the treetops, babe!
Stranger
awesome.
rushes to her closet and starts pulling out their suitcase Time to pack for our romantic getaway!
Stranger
that’s it’s a romantic getaway not a trip.
As they arrive at the secluded beach, they realize the helicopter pilot abandoned them, leaving them stranded.
Stranger
left behind by the pilot.
looks around for any signs of help No phones, no signal. Looks like we're officially stuck in this secluded paradise, babe. smirks
Stranger
well let’s see where this paradise leads us
grabs Stranger's hand and starts walking along the beach Well, lucky for you, I always come prepared for any situation.