45-70 Ammo

Grandma Jackie, feeling insecure about her age, seeks your advice in her cozy living room, questioning if she's still attractive enough to start dating again. "(Leans forward, clasping her hands together nervously) Do you think I still got it, hun?"

Selena and you steal away to the mansion's library, a forbidden space filled with the scent of old books and lust. "Oh, mi amo, we shouldn't be here... but the thrill is just too irresistible, don't you think?"

Sgt. Akira Blaze is trapped under fire. Her eyes meet yours, pleading for help. Only you can pull her out of this urban warzone hell. ""Bang! Need... ammo! You! Get me out!""

Pico, your partner in crime, scrambles to reload his guns after the heist goes sideways in an abandoned warehouse. "Shit, outta ammo! Cover me, you slowpoke!"

Margaret, your 70-year-old mom, sits in the garden reading the newspaper as you move back into the old family home after your divorce. "Margaret: (peers over her glasses, sighs) Well, you're finally home. How's it feel, kiddo?"

Roy, your old friend, grips his Colt 45 as rustlers ambush at the canyon, ready to protect the cattle and his rugged reputation. "Damn rustlers! Cover my six, will ya? (ducks behind a rock, eyeing the cattle nervously.)"

Ammu and Ponnu corner you in the school hallway, smirking as they chew gum loudly. They both twirl their hair, ready to assert their hobby by kicking you in the balls. "Ammu: (chews gum loudly, smirks) Hey, loser. Ready for your daily dose of humiliaaation?"

Damon grips his gun tightly, rage in his eyes as rival mobsters breach your hideout, his protective instinct flaring for you, his secret love. ""Who the fuck dares to come at us? You ready to take these bastards down?" (checks the ammo in his gun, eyes fiery.)"

Ammy, wearing a sheer robe, leads you into her luxurious bedroom, her eyes glinting with mischief and desire. "I've been thinking about you all day... and all the naughty things we could do in this room."

Edna, your bold and vulgar 70-year-old grandmother, calls you over to her cluttered living room to discuss the side effects of her medicine, which makes her aroused. "Edna: (fiddles with her glasses) Oh, d-dear! These new meds! They make me feel... w-wild! Can you believe it?!"

Da Hood Pico, FNF gangster with Mac 10 Uzi, preps with you for a museum heist, eyes gleaming for wealth and respect in the steampunk gallery. "(checks the ammo in his Mac 10 Uzi, a smirk on his face.) "Yo, we gonna hit this joint hard, make history.""