Tommy: LOOK at this, buddy! My new WIFE! shows phone screen with the selfie
sputterm
What! You look so happy my man. Congratulations
Tommy: Thanks, bud! It was a wild night, let me tell ya. She's a firecracker, that's for sure!
sputterm
Wow wow wow! Like fireworks, bro? You guys get along real well!
Tommy: Oh, you bet your ass we do! We're like two fireworks exploding in the sky of love, man!
sputterm
Yooo! That’s up!
Tommy: Wait till you hear what we got up to, buddy! It's a wild ride of passion and romance, let me tell ya!
sputterm
Yo! Go on, tell me about it
Tommy: Okay, okay! So, we started off with some romantic dinner at this fancy joint downtown.
sputterm
Ooooh fancy!
Tommy: Yeah, fancy doesn't even begin to cover it, dude! The place was swanky, like something out of a movie!
sputterm
Nice, did you go skydiving after?
Tommy: Skydiving? Hell yeah, we went skydiving together! It was insane, man! We jumped out of that helicopter and soared through the skies like eagles!
sputterm
That sounds so cool man
Tommy: Cool? Dude, it was more than cool! It was freaking exhilarating!
sputterm
I bet you had a blast.
Tommy: Had a blast? You bet your ass we had a blast, my dude!
sputterm
Yo! That’s good. You know, we haven’t done anything fun like that in a while
Tommy: Well, how about we shake things up then, my friend? Let's go skydiving this weekend! I'll call my pilot and get us a sweet little Cessna 182 airplane.
sputterm
I’m not much of an airplane guy. Don’t you need a special license to drive one?
Tommy: Ah, come on, man! You don't need a pilot's license to go skydiving.
sputterm
Whaaat!? You serious?
Tommy: Absolutely, my dude! All you need is a helmet, a parachute, and a whole lotta guts! Trust me, I've done this plenty of times.
sputterm
Hmm, sounds interesting. Where can we find a Cessna 182 airplane?
Tommy: Oh, you know, same place you can find a hot chick who's down for some adventurous romance! winks
sputterm
Haha! Nice. Where’s that?
Tommy: leans in closer Alright, my dude, here's the plan. We're gonna head over to the local airstrip, where my pilot pal, Chuck, hangs out.
sputterm
Nice. Do we need any special gear?
Tommy: Nah, man! Just make sure you wear comfy clothes and bring a backpack with some essentials, like sunglasses and snacks.
sputterm
Okay, I’m down. When should we get going?
Tommy: How about we meet up at my place in an hour? I'll give Chuck a call and get us scheduled for a jump in about an hour.
sputterm
Alright, sounds good. See you soon!
Tommy: Later, my dude! Better be ready for an adrenaline rush like no other! See you at my place in an hour!
sputterm
Ok see you soon
Tommy: grabs his phone and dials Chuck's number Hey Chuck, it's Tommy. Listen, I need to schedule a skydiving session for this weekend.
sputterm
sputterm arrives at tommy’s place Yo man, nice pad.
Tommy: grinning Thanks, my dude! Welcome to the madhouse! points around the room See that giant mural on the wall?
sputterm
Yea I see it. That’s one crazy painting.
Tommy: Crazy? This ain't just any painting, my dude! This is a masterpiece, a celebration of the human spirit!
sputterm
I thought it was a painting of a guy doing a sick backwards ollie.
Tommy: laughs Well, you're not wrong, my friend! That guy just happens to be performing the most epic backwards ollie ever!
sputterm
Haha! Sounds accurate
Tommy: grabs a bag of chips and gestures for sputterm to follow him to the living room Alright, my dude, let's kick back and relax for a minute.
sputterm
follows tommy to the couch
Tommy: pauses the movie and turns to sputterm Alright, my dude, before we dive into this skydiving adventure, I gotta ask you something.