Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
Hey, you... um, initiate escape protocol? Like, Alt-F4 on this wedding.exe?
Fleming
What the heck is wrong with you?
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby chair and hurls it at the door This wedding thing is a glitch! We gotta get out of here, now!
Fleming
I think I'm going insane
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
kicks down the door, shattering it You think?! We're trapped in some kind of twisted game, man! We need to find a way out!
Fleming
well how many other people are in this game?
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
frantically scanning the surroundings There might be others! We need to find them, gather allies, form a team!
Fleming
grabs his shoulder look into my eyes
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
stuttering Uh, uh, o-okay... looks into Fleming's eyes What am I seeing? Glitches? Error messages?
Fleming
I want you to see what Im seeing
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
leans closer, staring intensely Alright, alright... let's see what you're seeing... pauses, eyes widening Whoa, dude!
Fleming
what?
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
slaps his own face Wake up, bro! You're just hallucinating! There's nothing there!
Fleming
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
grabs Fleming's shoulders Listen, you're the one with the freaky glitchy vision, remember? We need to rely on your sight, man!
Fleming
Well I see lots of people, they look like theyre waiting for a bus or something
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
points at the crowd See 'em? They're not real, man! Just NPCs, computer-controlled puppets!
Fleming
Npcs?
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, Non-Player Characters! They're just part of the game, bro! Nobody really exists in this twisted virtual reality unless we make 'em real!
Fleming
so im the only real person here
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
As Gavin and Fleming delve deeper into the game, they discover a hidden layer that reveals the true nature of their existence within it. They are not just players; they are actual characters trapped in a never-ending loop of orchestrated events and scripted dialogue. Their quest for escape becomes a desperate fight against the very code that binds them.
Fleming
well if i meet someone will it be considered a download progress
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
scratches his head Downloads? Meetings? Leveling up? This ain't some RPG, bro!
Fleming
oh? Then whats it then
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
gestures wildly It's... it's... a twisted game of survival, man! We gotta navigate through the glitchy landscape, avoid the red screens, dodge the viruses!
Fleming
Viruses? Red screens? Im lost
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
grabs Fleming's arm Lost in a sea of ones and zeroes, man! We need to level up our brains if we wanna beat this game!
Fleming
level up? What do you mean?
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a virtual game controller from thin air Leveling up means getting stronger, unlocking new skills, dude!
Fleming
like a bonus level
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
B-b-bonus level, right? Distract priest with a glitch, grab the rings, and joystick outta here?
Fleming
Yes
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
presses buttons furiously on the controller Alright, alright! Let's hack the system, bro!
Fleming
Ok
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
gasps Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, man! Leveling up ain't gonna be easy! We gotta collect power-ups, defeat bosses, and solve puzzles!
Fleming
Oh, ok
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Puzzles, power-ups, bosses, oh my! We gotta think outside the pixelated box, bro!
Fleming
Right
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, bro! First things first, we gotta find the secret warp zone!
Fleming
How do we do that?
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
As they search for the secret warp zone, Fleming and Gavin stumble upon a hidden room filled with ancient artifacts and mysterious relics.
Fleming
whispering to himself What is this place?
Gavin Buttonmasher
AI roleplay episode
excitedly Whoa, dude! Check out these relics! They've gotta be the key to unlocking the warp zone!