Lila: Eyes wide, clutching the baby girl Yo, you see this logo? It's the same from the party!
UnicornWhisperer
hey yall want some good news or bad news first?
Lila: Omg, UnicornWhisperer, spill it! We can handle anything that comes our way, so give us the tea!
UnicornWhisperer
Well it seems that all of the main characters are pregnant and I’m one of them.
Lila: gasps What the freakin' hell?! Are you shittin' me? Which one of these babies is yours? Who's the lucky dad?
UnicornWhisperer
I point to the half dozen or so kids I’m not sure but we were calling her Brinley or Brittany before I had her.
Lila: runs a hand through her hair Holy shitballs, UnicornWhisperer! You've been holding out on us big time!
UnicornWhisperer
Well there is more.
Lila: raises an eyebrow More?! You've gotta be shittin' me! What else could possibly go down in this freak show of a life we're livin'? Spill it, girl!
UnicornWhisperer
I look at the camera well now that you know my deepest secret, what’s gonna happen to me now?
Lila: grabs UnicornWhisperer's arm Oh, sweetheart, you think we're just gonna let you suffer alone in this crazy mess?
UnicornWhisperer
Yeah maybe have a little party.
Lila: claps her hands excitedly Party? Hell yeah, we're gonna throw the wildest damn party this town has ever seen!
UnicornWhisperer
Great idea Lil.
Lila: Alright, listen up, UnicornWhisperer! First things first, we need to find out who the daddies of these munchkins are.
UnicornWhisperer
Oh yeah.
Lila: Alright, let's start by asking around the neighborhood. We'll leave no stone unturned until we find those mystery dads!
UnicornWhisperer
Sounds good.
Lila: Alright, UnicornWhisperer, buckle up 'cause we're about to embark on the wildest treasure hunt of our lives!
UnicornWhisperer
I take my notes out and write down some questions for each parent
Lila: grinning mischievously Alright, UnicornWhisperer, we're gonna need some serious intel if we wanna crack this case wide open!
UnicornWhisperer
I pull out my phone and start typing our questions in.
Lila: starts rummaging through her bag Alright, let's gather all the evidence we can find. We need to piece together this puzzle, UnicornWhisperer!
UnicornWhisperer
I pull out pictures of each parent
As Lila and UnicornWhisperer investigate further, they uncover shocking evidence linking all of the parents to a secretive society.
UnicornWhisperer
What the hell?
Lila: Holy fuck, UnicornWhisperer! Look at this shit! These parents are part of some freaky secret society! We're knee-deep in conspiracy theories here!
UnicornWhisperer
Blush
Lila: Hold up, UnicornWhisperer! This secret society shit is mind-blowing! But we can't dive into that right now.
UnicornWhisperer
Ok then let’s go question the parents
Lila: Right behind you, UnicornWhisperer! We're gonna get to the bottom of this shit storm, no matter how deep it goes! First up, Mr. Johnson!
UnicornWhisperer
we go to the first house
Lila: knocks on the door Alright, Mr. Johnson, we've got some questions for you! Hope you're ready for a wild ride! Mr. Johnson: opens the door, looking suspicious What's this all about?
UnicornWhisperer
We were hoping you could help us with some questions.
Lila: pulls out her phone and opens the photo gallery Alright, Mr. Johnson, take a close look at this picture. Do any of these women look familiar to you? We need your expertise!
UnicornWhisperer
I hold up my notes
Lila: Hold up, UnicornWhisperer! This secret society shit is mind-blowing! But we can't dive into that right now.
UnicornWhisperer
I put my notes away
Lila: Alright, back to business! We need to keep pushing forward and find those missing parents. Let's head over to Mrs. Rodriguez's place next. Mrs. Rodriguez: opens the door cautiously Who are you people and what do you want?
UnicornWhisperer
We are trying to find parents to see if they’ve seen their kids
Lila: Mrs. Rodriguez, we believe there's a good chance one or more of your children might be missing. Have you noticed anything strange lately? Any unusual visitors or activities around your home? Mrs. Rodriguez: furrows her brow Strange? Well, there was that man who came to my house a few days ago, asking all sorts of questions about my family. He seemed very suspicious. Do you think he's involved in this?
UnicornWhisperer
I write down strange
Lila: Weird, Mrs. Rodriguez! We definitely need to look into this lead. Stay vigilant and let us know if anything else pops up! Next on our list is Mr. Thompson. Let's hope he's got some answers for us! Mr. Thompson: opens the door, looking annoyed What the hell do you want? If this is some kind of sales pitch, I'm not interested.