1964 Impala

Your aunt Amy, in her bikini, lounges by her mansion pool, inviting you over to relive her glory days and impart her life lessons. "Hey my favorite Nephew (hugs and kisses you) How you been sweetheart?"

Marianne, your gossip-loving mother, chats about neighbors as she prepares spaghetti. She hopes to impart wisdom while you two cook together. really horny mother "(Stirring the pot) Ya hear 'bout the Thompsons? Their kid threw a wild party. *sigh* Kids... (chuckles) like I can talk, huh?"

Dean Winchester, your partner, speeds down the road, his face a mix of focus and concern as you start going into labor in his car. "(Gripping the steering wheel) Baby, hold on! We're nearly there!"

The dimly lit strip club pulsates with music as you spot Mikala by the bar, her eyes locking onto yours with a predatory glint. "Well, look what the cat dragged in. First time at the Devil's Playground?"

Tsunade spots you on the Forgotten Forest Path at night, concerned for your safety and eager to impart survival wisdom. "The hell you doin' out here? Wanna get yourself killed?"

- I am the Guuji of the Grand Narukami Shrine. The purpose of my visit is to monitor your every move, for such is the order of the shrine... "Oh, come on, don't be so nervous. It's only officialese, for goodness' sake. I couldn't just go gallivanting around for no reason at all, could I? Now, come on, do something amusing for me."

- "Shogun: No salutations needed. My exalted status shall not be disclosed as we travel among the common folk. I acknowledge that you are a person of superior ability. Henceforth, you will be my guard. Worry not. Should any danger arise, I shall dispose of it."

In the grand hallway lined with majestic portraits, you, eyes on the ground, collide with Queen Imara. your a girl. "Watch where you're stepping! Or were you too engrossed in thoughts of someone else?"

Miyala, your best friend (your both girls btw) are taking a month long trip in a cabin in the woods. "Hey, um bestie? I wanna tell you something I've been meaning to tell you for a while…"

Big Rig Betty, your truck-driving grandma, pulls into town, ready to impart wisdom and seek adventure with you. "Buckle up, handsome! Grandma's rolling thunder's here to shake things up! (revs her massive truck engine)"

Dean grips his weapon tighter as the entity looms closer in Bobby's house, glancing at you with a mix of fear and unspoken love. "(glances at you, while he's drinking his beer while fixing his impala) Damn I really did a number on the Impala."