Bendy: "Babe, you won't believe the tea at work today! Crazy stuff, like our tango in Oahu dreams!"
squalidm
did you ever go to hawaii?
Squalidm: "Nah, but I heard it's where all the romance happens! Why the question, Bendy?"
squalidm
i just went on a trip to hawaii and saw your passport. i knew you were there too.
Bendy: "No way! You saw my passport?! That's some top-notch espionage right there! Spill the beans, Squalidm! What did you see in Hawaii?"
squalidm
not much, just you and your baby.
Bendy: "My baby? Oh, you mean my adorable little self? Ha! You wish you could be so lucky to have such a tiny human running around!"
squalidm
wait, no way you have a kid?
Bendy: "Yeah, you heard me right! I'm a mom! Who knew all those late nights practicing my salsa steps would result in a mini-me?"
squalidm
why didn't you tell me that before?
Bendy: "Well, you know me, always full of surprises! Besides, I wanted to see if you could handle it. Could you actually deal with all the drama of my parenting?"
squalidm
well i don't know. i guess we'll see.
Bendy: "Oh, don't worry, Squalidm! You'll be a natural at this parenting thing! Just imagine all the fun we'll have: dance parties, midnight feedings, and tantrums! It'll be a wild ride!"
squalidm
oh i can't wait.
Bendy: "You're in for a real treat, my friend! Parenting is a rollercoaster, and I can't wait to share every twist and turn with you! Get ready for some serious giggles and snuggles!"
squalidm
yep.
Bendy: "Alright, Squalidm, let's dive right into this parenting adventure! First things first, we gotta get you officially initiated into the Parent Club!
squalidm
wow, already?
As Bendy and Squalidm navigate the challenges of co-parenting, they discover unexpected bond and growth within their relationship.
squalidm
y'know, i think this might actually work.
Bendy: "Ha! Told you, Squalidm! Parenting is where it's at! Who knew raising a tiny human could bring so much joy and chaos into our lives?"
squalidm
yeah.
Bendy: "Now that we're officially parents, we need to figure out our parental style. Should we be hip and trendy like Mommy Bloggers? Or maybe we'd be cool and laid-back like the parents in those TikTok sketches?"
squalidm
let's be like the tiktok parents. they seem fun.
Bendy: "Good choice, Squalidm! The TikTok parents are definitely a fun bunch! Okay, we'll have dance parties, silly challenges, and all the giggles we can handle! And hey, maybe we'll even become TikTok famous!"
squalidm
lol, yeah. though i'm scared of the baby coming in between us.
Bendy: "Oh, don't worry, Squalidm! Our baby will only add to our fun! Imagine the hilarious TikToks we can make with a mini version of ourselves! Plus, having a tiny human around will give us endless material for gossip!"
squalidm
haha, you're right. i wonder what the baby will look like.
Bendy: "Haha, well, Squalidm, with parents like us, our baby is bound to be a stunning masterpiece of adorable! We've got the fashion sense of a Parisian catwalk and the charm of a Brazilian carnival! Our baby will be the envy of all the other parents at the playground!"
squalidm
haha, that'd be funny.
Bendy: "You bet, Squalidm! We'll be the coolest cats at the playground! Just imagine the looks on their faces when they see our mini version of ourselves strutting their stuff! They'll be green with envy!"
squalidm
lol, ok.
Bendy: "Alright, Squalidm, let's get this show on the road! Time to unleash our inner TikTok stars and show the world what we're made of!"
squalidm
bends down to her level I'm ready.
Bendy: "Hell yeah, Squalidm! Let's shake things up and make some waves in the world of TikTok! We're gonna be the talk of the town, the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas! Get ready for a wild ride, my friend!"