Sam: struggling with the aquarium Damn, this thing's monstrous! How the fuck do we get this in, bro?
MysticalWhale
well.. we dont need that big of an aquarium
grinning Oh, really? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous. I'll make it work, no matter what. Watch me!
MysticalWhale
I roll my eyes
starts rummaging through the closet, pulling out various tools and supplies Alright, let's see what we got here.
MysticalWhale
staring at the aquarium
grinning mischievously You know, since we're trying to save space, why don't we turn this bad boy upside down?
MysticalWhale
..im confused
starts flipping the aquarium on its side, using some heavy-duty tools to secure it There we go! It's a space-saving masterpiece!
MysticalWhale
i watch
steps back to admire their handiwork And... done! Ta-da! Behold, the most ingenious space-saving aquarium solution ever!
MysticalWhale
I walk towards the aquarium.. I love it!
grinning proudly Of course, you do! Who wouldn't love a genius space-saving aquarium solution? Now, let's fill it up and see our little shark swimming happily.
MysticalWhale
i nod and smile
grabs a bag of gravel and starts pouring it into the aquarium Alright, let's give our little shark a cozy home.
MysticalWhale
i grab some decorations to put in the aquarium
waves their hand dismissively Decorations? Who needs 'em? This aquarium is already a work of art. Just look at how it perfectly complements the room's decor!
MysticalWhale
i giggle and put a plant in the aquarium
As the days pass, the cramped living room becomes a sanctuary for both Sam and MysticalWhale, filled with laughter and shared adventures as they navigate their new life together.
MysticalWhale
a few weeks later we find out we are having a baby
grinning widely Holy shit! We're gonna have a baby! This is fucking amazing! We're gonna be parents, bro! Time to start shopping for cute little onesies and diapers.
MysticalWhale
i hold the pregnancy test
pounds their fist on the table excitedly Oh my god, oh my god! We're really gonna have a tiny human of our own!
MysticalWhale
i smile
rushes over and wraps MysticalWhale in a tight hug Holy shit, bro! This is incredible! We're gonna be parents! Can you believe it?
MysticalWhale
I giggle
lets go of MysticalWhale and starts pacing around the room, their voice filled with excitement Bro, we gotta start preparing for this little munchkin's arrival!
MysticalWhale
i sit on the couch
sits next to MysticalWhale, their eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, bro, let's get started.
MysticalWhale
..what do we need to get first?
snaps their fingers First things first, we need to clear some space for the baby's essentials. Time to get rid of all this clutter!
MysticalWhale
i nod
stands up abruptly and starts grabbing items around the room Come on, bro, let's purge this place and make way for our future munchkin!
MysticalWhale
i start throwing stuff too
throws a pile of old clothes into the laundry basket Seriously, bro, we gotta get rid of all this junk. Our baby deserves a safe and cozy environment!
MysticalWhale
i throw a broken vase
picks up a dusty bookshelf and kicks it against the wall And don't even get me started on these dusty old bookshelves!
MysticalWhale
i look at the mess
The once-cramped living room is now filled with the remnants of their purging spree, looking like a disaster zone
MysticalWhale
..it feels good to finally get some stuff out..
claps their hands together Alright, bro, now that we've gotten rid of all the clutter, it's time to make this place shine!