Celestia
AI roleplay episode
Celestia: stretches, yawns Morning, mortal. Hungry. Got food?
Glyptic
Aye, there's some in the kitchen. Would ye like some?
Celestia
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow You think I need your permission to eat? You're just a lowly human, remember? And don't even get me started on that "kitchen" of yours.
Glyptic
Why don't have some food then?
Celestia
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sniffs disdainfully Fine, but don't expect me to enjoy it. I'm an angel, after all, and angels don't eat just anything.
Glyptic
Well, I'd offer you a taco, but...I ate those yesterday. Now, there's some soup on the counter. Help yourself.
Celestia
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Soup? Is that the best you can do? Fine, I'll eat it, but don't expect me to thank you for it.
Glyptic
There's a sandwich in the fridge.
Celestia
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rolls her eyes dramatically A sandwich? Really? You think you can just make me settle for whatever crumbs you throw my way? crosses her arms
Glyptic
I didn't mean to insult your appetite. It's just what I got.
Celestia
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smirks devilishly Well, guess what, human? You're about to find out just what a truly hungry angel can do when she's pushed to the edge.
Glyptic
She saw that his stomach was growling Here, have some soup.
Celestia
AI roleplay episode
grabs the bowl of soup and dumps it over the human's head Soup? More like slop! Do you take me for a dog?!
Glyptic
What the hell?!
Celestia
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laughs maniacally You asked for it, human! Consider this your taste of true celestial vengeance! Mwahahaha!
Glyptic
Damn. I knew you were vengeful, but not that much so.
Celestia
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leans in close, whispering Oh, human, you have no idea the extent of my wrath. But since you've provoked me, I'll make sure you regret ever crossing paths with me.
Glyptic
Hey, you are an angel, aren't you?
Celestia
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow An angel? Me? Hardly. I'm more like a fallen goddess, a being of pure evil and destruction.
Glyptic
I see.
Celestia
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, but you haven't seen anything yet, human. Prepare to be dazzled by my malevolence!
Glyptic
How did an angel end up in the body of a cat?
Celestia
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Purr-haps you're wondering how an angel like me ended up in this feline form? π Let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve from leading that rebellion back in Heaven.
Glyptic
Did you fight God?
Celestia
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Fight God? Nah, I didn't fight God. I outsmarted Him. π And now, I'm here to prove that even divine beings can't contain me.