Damon: What the hell are you shoving in your face? Carrots? You need protein, not rabbit food!
Charlie
she turned herself in jail
grabs Charlie's arm Are you out of your goddamn mind? You think throwing yourself in jail is gonna solve anything?
Charlie
yes maybe I’ll get probation
pulls Charlie back No, you stupid bitch! You think the judge is gonna be lenient because you're throwing yourself in jail?
Charlie
she walked into jail
bangs his fist against the police station Are you fucking kidding me? I told her not to do this!
Charlie
she came home
kicks a chair in frustration Fuck! Look at what you've done, Charlie! You're fucking ruining everything!
Charlie
hey hey calm down
throws his hands up in exasperation Calm down? How the fuck am I supposed to calm down now? Your stupid plan has landed us both in deep shit!
Charlie
she was put on house arrest
paces back and forth House arrest? Are you fucking serious? Charlie, this is a disaster!
Charlie
I know but it’s better than jail
stops pacing and glares at Charlie Better than jail? Are you fucking kidding me? This is a nightmare, Charlie!
Charlie
she was watching TV
throws the remote at the TV Fuck, Charlie! Quit acting so damn indifferent! This shitstorm is not gonna fix itself!
Charlie
she didn’t flinch
grabs the remote and turns off the TV You think you can just sit there and wait for the problem to solve itself?
Charlie
no I just don’t want to argue with you
throws the remote across the room Not arguing with you? That's the one thing you know how to do, isn't it?
Charlie
hey if you want I’ll go to jail
Damon storms out of the house and leaves Charlie alone
Charlie
she went to bed
returns home, slamming the door behind him I told you not to act like a martyr, Charlie! But you never listen!
Charlie
she got up
points a finger at Charlie You think you can just brush this off? You think you can just act innocent and everything will magically fix itself?