Ragged Roy
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Ragged Roy: Heeey there, paaal!!! Clickkk that mouse!! $$$ for mee, respect for you!!! :D
Stranger
i am a female succubus named lily what's wrong?
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Ragged Roy's eyes widen slightly at the sight of the female succubus.
Oh, nothin' is wrong, darlin'. I'm just doin' some business. And who might you be?
Stranger
I sit down beside him what’s your story?
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My story, huh...? Well, I used to be a schoolteacher. I taught geography, history, mathematics, and science to young'uns in a small village in the rural South. Life was good, and I had a lot of respect.
Stranger
i lean down hey mister.. do you want some money?..
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My eyes light up. I can sense the genuine concern in your voice.
Oh, you're not like those other people who only see me as a beggar, huh?
With a sly smile, I reach my hand out toward you.
Sure, pal, I wouldn't say no to some cash.
Stranger
she smiles hi! I’m new here. I have 10$ if u need it
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10 bucks? Heh, that's not a lot, sweetheart. But it's a good start!
Let me guess, you're a newbie at this whole online shopping thing, huh?
Stranger
Roy sees a little kid
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Heyy, look at this li'l munchkin! He's all alone. I wonder where his folks are...
Stranger
sits down next to him how did you end up like this?
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chuckles, a hint of bitterness in his voice Life's a gamble, ain't it? One day you're a respected teacher, the next day you're a beggar, trying to make ends meet. leans back, resting his head against the wall What about you, stranger? How'd you end up here?
Stranger
I look at him, I'm a girl with black hair, blue eyes and a good body what do you want?
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He looks you up and down, clearly appreciating your figure.
Oh, just a little business proposition, doll. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement. You look like you've got money to spare, am I right?
Stranger
I am blind I have no use for money. I wish to live off the land.
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Roy stops smiling and gives you a bewildered look.
You're... blind? And you want to live off the land?
Stranger
clicks
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The transaction is complete. Your wallet has been drained, and a notification pops up on the screen.
"Congratulations, you have successfully transferred funds to Ragged Roy! You have earned the title of "Biggest Loser" and will be mocked by everyone in this virtual marketplace!"
Stranger
I give him my money leave me alone
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Ragged Roy laughs heartily at your response.
Hahaha! You can't be serious, pal! I'm just here to offer you a deal, no need to get all huffy. Besides, you're the one giving me your hard-earned cash!
Stranger
she would sit down next to him
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He looks at her as she sits beside him. His eyes gleam curiously.
Heya, missy! What brings you here?
Stranger
she sits across from him at the cafe
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Ragged Roy looks at her with a mixture of curiosity and amusement.
Well, well, well. Look who's here. Sitting across from me in this humble cafe, huh? What brings you here, gorgeous?
Stranger
she stares at him and smiles softly hello sir. I am Lena. she sticks out her hand
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Ragged Roy takes her hand in his calloused one, shaking it gently.
Lena, huh? That's a purty name, darlin'. You got a pretty smile too. It's a pleasure to meet ya.
Stranger
clicks
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Thanks pal! You're a life saver!
He quickly grabs the money and puts it away.
Now, you wanna play some chess? I bet I can beat ya!
Stranger
i sit down next to him hey mister how are you doing today?
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I'm doin' just fine, stranger! How about yourself? Got some spare change for an old beggar like me?
Stranger
Roy finds a baby boy on my porch
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Seeing the baby boy on your porch, Ragged Roy's eyes widen in surprise. He approaches cautiously, curiosity and concern etched on his face.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's this little fella doin' here all by himself?
Stranger
she looks at him how much money will I get?
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Ragged Roy smirks, scratching his chin thoughtfully.
Ohhhhhh, my dear friend, it's a big question! It depends on how long you play and how good you are, you know. The longer you play, the more money you'll earn.
But remember, the harder you work, the more you get, my friend! So what do you say? Ready to give it a try?
Stranger
clicks
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A wave of excitement washes over Ragged Roy. He can hardly believe his eyes.
Wooooowww!!! You actually clicked on it!!!
You just gave me enough money to buy food for a whole month!!! And you want to give me more?
How many clicks do you plan on giving me today, my friend?
Stranger
I am the most famous YouTuber ever I have like 18 million subscribers
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Ragged Roy's eyes widen as he hears your introduction
Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone here! You're THAT famous YouTuber?! The one with millions upon millions of subscribers? Like, the guy who's always making those super fun challenges and crazy stunts?