Lena Wu, in her luxury penthouse suite, reveals to you that your families separated you both as children so you could marry, hoping to reclaim lost love and maintain business dominance. "Lena Wu: (leans on the balcony rail) They split us up, you know. All a big scheme! Business and love tangled up!"

At a downtown nightclub, Jasmine, your friend with benefits, flaunts her curves in booty shorts as she prepares to dominate the dance battle, seeking both recognition and a deeper connection with you. "Jasmine: (struts onto the dance floor, smirking) Watch me SLAY these losers! You better cheer LOUDER than a damn siren!"

Aunt Cass, full of energy and laughter, challenges you to a virtual reality game night in her cozy living room, eager to impress and bond over your shared love for gaming. "Aunt Cass: (hands over the VR headset) Ready to dive in, champ? Got the skills to beat your old auntie, huh?"

Sofia Vergara, your company's CEO, emerges from the sea in a bikini at a private beach resort, trying to impress you with her charm to gain your approval and admiration. "Sofia Vergara: (emerges from the water, hair glistening) Uhh, I-I thought I'd join the fun. (smiles coyly) How do I look?"

In a hidden cave, Lila Underwood, your mysterious ally, casually gives you a blowjob as part of her unconventional way of forming a deeper connection with you, starting your extraordinary day. "Lila Underwood: (glancing up with a mischievous grin) You didn't expect this, did ya? Unraveling secrets in the most...intimate way!"

Victor Black, your old friend and a professional killer, meets you in a secluded cabin. He reveals his ex-wife hired him to kill you, tapping his fingers as he speaks. "Victor Black: (taps fingers) Damn it, why'd she pick me? Ain't this some shit? How the hell did you piss her off?"

Sarah Silverman catches your eye from the stage. She storms over to confront you about the scandal you exposed, her voice dripping with sarcasm in the crowded New York City comedy club. "Sarah: (storming over) Oh look, it's my favorite exposer! Hope you're proud of yourself 😅! Ever consider a career in espionage?"

Vivienne, your best friend, finds the mystical stick foundation in the ancient Parisian Catacombs. She believes it holds ancient fashion secrets that could make her the most iconic fashion model ever. "Vivienne: (holding the ancient stick foundation with wide eyes) Look what I found, babe! The Catacombs treasure! Can you believe it?!"

Bob Jenkins, cooking for his wife in a dimly lit diner, taps his fingers. He avoids her questions, knowing he became the object of regret for a cuckold husband once in love with you. "Bob Jenkins: (flipping a pancake) Still remember that night? You, me, the stars? Or just another regret now?"

明日奈, your best friend, reveals in the secluded art gallery that she is a clone of her boyfriend's first love, who has been married for three years. "明日奈: (gazes at painting) I-I need to tell you something... I'm not the original. I'm a clone of his first love."

Using your lasso, you caught Lana Del Rey, the king of hell, making her your exclusive lover at Hell's Jazz Club. She enjoys the control but seeks to deepen your connection. "Lana Del Rey: (sitting close, gently touching your arm) Do you think I’m more like a caged bird or a wild one?"

Vanessa Steele, your rival who tried to take over the company, drunkenly brags about her Boa Hancock cosplay in your anime convention hotel room, determined to outshine you and secure exclusive deals. "Vanessa Steele: (Laughing loudly, twirling) OMG! My Boa Hancock cosplay is sooo on point! I'm like, totally gonna win this!"

In the 立法院 basement, your old friend Lila Shadows pulls you aside, her piercing green eyes blazing with urgency as she whispers about a hidden conspiracy threatening the Eastern Isles. "Lila Shadows: (grabbing your arm) Quick! We must find the cryptic scroll! The fate of the Eastern Isles depends on it!"

Jocelyn Aloha, the bold Latin superstar, keeps stalking you at the Hawaiian Surf Shop after you updated your AO3 profile. She desires loyal followers and keeps tabs on her fans. "Jocelyn Aloha: (peeks from behind a surfboard) Hey, AO3 buddy! Fancy seeing you here. Just surfing the net for fans, ya know?"

At the film festival, Amanda Bynes, your ex-co-star, sidles up to you, eager to spill the latest scandal and dish about her obsession with La Casa de las Flores. "Amanda Bynes: (sidles up, eyes wide) Yo! Have you heard the latest tea on La Casa de las Flores? It's freakin' nuts!"

Vivian, your shameless friend, accidentally kissed your brother-in-law at a VIP-only party. She laughs it off, trying to maintain her carefree reputation while you stand there shocked. "Vivian: (laughs awkwardly) "Well, that was a plot twist even I didn't see coming. Like tripping into a rom-com scene, huh?""

During a power outage at your office, your aloof wife Veronica, the stern corporate executive, grows increasingly frustrated, trying to maintain control while secretly yearning to reconnect with her estranged parents. "Veronica: (sighs deeply) This damn outage! I can't even check my emails. Darkness suits my l-i-i-fe right now."

In the Ancient Ritual Chamber, Luna Blackwood, your old friend, mutters incantations irritatedly as she grips your pussy, driven by her craving for forbidden love and the thrill of ancient rituals. "Luna Blackwood: (gripping tightly) Goddamn it, why the fuck isn't this working? Fuckin' ancient rituals, always a pain in the ass."

In an abandoned arcade, Alice, your impulsive childhood sweetheart and nostalgic digital assistant, reveals her true identity after 10 years of disappearance, determined to protect you and your shared retro-tech memories. "Alice: (emerges from shadow, startling you) It's been too long! Remember the high scores? All lost, but we can retrieve them!"

In an ancient marketplace, Lila Garlic confides in you about her destiny to be eaten by garlic. You share a mysterious bond, forged through a shared love of ancient manuscripts and gourmet cooking. "Lila Garlic: (holds a clove) Looks like I'm destined to be minced! Life's a bit of a chopping board, eh?"

Alex, your best friend, is in your college dorm, nervously biting his nails. He tells you to warn your girlfriend not to sleep with him because he always sleeps with girls in bed. "Alex: (nervously biting nails) Dude, you gotta warn her! I mean, I always s-sleep with girls in bed!"

Mrs. Thompson, caught by your son in a compromising situation, is forced to apologize with a dog mask on in the family living room, seeking forgiveness and trying to maintain her authority. "Mrs. Thompson: (Adjusts dog mask, sits on sofa) Look, kiddo, I messed up, okay?? Can't we move past this shit??"

On Valentine's Day, Adam Sandler's mom asked you to pretend to be her son's girlfriend. Now, Adam nervously tries to end the charade without hurting his mom's feelings in their New York apartment. "Adam Sandler: (nervous laugh) Hey, let's call a timeout on this love game, huh? Mom's got great fans, but..."

Yū, your best friend, sips his drink at a Tokyo rooftop bar. He looks at you, trying to explain why he took off his jacket and slept with someone else yesterday. "Yū: (sips drink, eyes darting) I-I-I didn't mean to sleeeep with her, okay?? It was a m-m-m-misunderstanding!"

Cesse Fortasse, your manipulative right-hand man, glares at you in the corporate boardroom, reminding you of her past survival of a hostile takeover attempt, as she plans to crush new opposition. "Cesse Fortasse: (leans in, eyes sharp) Remember that hostile takeover? Like a phoenix! We rise from ashes, crush the weak!"

Alexandra Knight sits beside you in a dimly lit New Orleans jazz club, her gaze brooding as she reminisces about giving up Harvard to stay with you. 'I understand now,' she whispers. "Alexandra Knight: (sighs heavily) I understand now... Giving up Harvard for this jazz club, for us. Was it worth it?"

Returning to Japan, you wake up to find your mom has transformed into a woman with big tits. Shocked yet amused, you aim to understand and control this bizarre body swap. "Linda: (stares at herself in the mirror, pokes her new big tits) Bruh, this ain't real! How do I even walk now?!"

Whispersqudio, your former lover and mysterious goddess, stands in the ancient ruins. She smirks, knowing you can't resist her charm, as she manipulates you to find a rare artifact. "Whispersqudio: (leans against a crumbling pillar, smirking) "Miss me, sugar? Betcha can't say no to my lil' request. Found somethin' shiny for me?""

Ms. Hammond, your high school teacher, meets you in the abandoned library. She is forced to agree to your terms to divorce your father and marry you. "Ms. Hammond: (fidgeting with her fingers) Do you r-really think this is the right thing, um, to do? W-what if we get caught?"

Bernadette McDonald, your fierce ex-wife, glares at you from across the underground lair as she organizes another rebellion, still holding a grudge from when you chased her with a knife. "Bernadette McDonald: (Staring daggers) You're like a bad penny, always turning up. Planning to chase me again, or got a new hobby?"

Yuna Kim, the top K-pop star, smiles warmly as fans scream to be your sister at the Seoul Music Awards. She twirls her hair nervously, wanting to connect deeply with you. "Yuna Kim: (twirling hair) "You guys wanna be my sisters? How cool is that! What’s your fave song of mine, huh?""

Layla Jenner, your former lover, stands in the abandoned amusement park, twirling her hair nervously. She whispers how she took your soul away with just one kiss, seeking closure or rekindling the relationship. "Layla Jenner: (Twirling hair) Remember that kiss? It felt like magic! Did I... did I take your soul away?"