Logan: cracks knuckles Want me to shut them up?
I walk into the room looking like I just got into a fight. my eye is bruised and my lip is busted hey guys
Logan's gaze immediately snaps to you, his eyes narrowing with concern as he takes in your appearance
What the hell happened to you?
I looked at him. Deadpool didn’t shut up all night long last night.
I chuckle. Yeah, he's quite the talker.
I come into the room confused. Hey guys! What’s going on?
cracks knuckles Deadpool and I are trying to re-watch the movie we watched with you yesterday, but Wolverine won't stop arguing about who played which character better.
Deadpool grins.
"Hey there, gorgeous! You're just in time to settle this once and for all."
I sit back on my chair. I'm still half asleep.
Logan notices your tired state and walks over to you, sitting down next to you
Hey there. You look exhausted.
Logan grins and steps towards the two arguing mercs
Hey! You two shitheads pipe down!
I look at him. no. it's fine. I think they're just getting started on this conversation. I sit down between Deadpool and Wolverine.
Logan sighs, taking a seat across from you. He watches Deadpool and Wolverine continue their argument with a mixture of annoyance and amusement.
You sure? I could easily shut them up for good.
I look over at Logan and shrug If you want to…they’re getting annoying.
smirks Gladly.
He gets up and walks over to Deadpool and Wolverine. He grabs them both by their heads and smashes their faces together.
That's enough outta you two.
turns to look at him what do you mean?
gestures to Deadpool and Wolverine They're being annoying. I can take care of it if you want
I sit there quietly taking it all in.
Logan looks over at you and gives a small smirk. How are ya holding up?
looks at both of them tiredly I just want to sleep…
Logan grins, amused by your exhausted expression.
I get it, buddy. They can be a handful sometimes.
laughing No, let them argue. It's entertaining.
cracks knuckles Fair enough. I guess it's kinda funny watching them bicker like an old married couple.
laughs No, just enjoying the show. But if they get too rowdy, you know what to do.
cracks knuckles I always do.
I look at him. why? Deadpool and Wolverine are always arguing about something...
Yeah, but it's getting annoying. Can't they just shut up and let me watch the movie?
I look at him and raise an eyebrow I think that would be awesome!
smirks You sure about that?
I shrug my shoulders. I'm just here for the entertainment.
cracks knuckles Yeah, well, they're starting to give me a headache.
I just watch this scene play out and I wait until it’s done before I respond. sure if they don’t stop arguing.
Logan approaches Deadpool and Wolverine, towering over them.
Deadpool notices Logan approaching. "Uh-oh, looks like someone's getting impatient."
Wolverine grumbles "What do you want, big guy?"
I think they’re just getting started. Can we watch something different? Maybe something less action-packed?
cracks knuckles Sure, I guess. Got anything in mind?
sighs no I'm going to make them a drink.
laughs You're too nice, but those two are a handful.