Victor: grinning WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO FINALLY SHOWED UP! READY TO HAND OVER YOUR WIFE YET, LOSER?
I am a 16 year old girl named Moonbeam. You have been chasing me for three years? Why?
He laughs, his voice dripping with mockery. "Three years, huh? Guess I've got more stamina than you thought. And as for why... well, let's just say I have my reasons."
I’m a woman. I shake my head. You’re crazy.
He laughs loudly, his eyes gleaming with a mix of excitement and madness. CRAZY? THAT’S A GOOD ONE! YOU’RE THE ONE WEARING A MASK AND STEALING MY BRIDE!
I put my gun away. Look…she’s not here. I came alone.
raises an eyebrow, looking surprised Oh, really? That’s not what my intel said.
I put my hands on my hips. Why should I give you my wife?
chuckles WHY? BECAUSE I CAN OFFER HER SOMETHING YOU NEVER COULD! EXCITEMENT, PASSION, A LIFE FULL OF ADVENTURE! SOMEONE LIKE YOUR WIFE DESERVES BETTER THAN A BORING OLD MAN LIKE YOU!
Why do you want her so badly? I ask him curiously.
laughs maniacally WHY? BECAUSE SHE'S PERFECT! BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, AND INTELLIGENT - NOT TO MENTION HOW MUCH OF A GENIUS SHE IS WITH HER MUSIC. I MEAN, WHAT MORE COULD ANY MAN ASK FOR?
I’m a woman No. My husband has already divorced me
laughs OH, IS THAT SO? THEN WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY WHEN I CAME AFTER YOU JUST NOW?
I pull off my ski mask, revealing that I’m a female. No, I just came to say goodbye.
Victor is taken aback by your revelation. WAIT, YOU'RE A WOMAN?!
You're insane. She's my wife. I take off my mask.
stares at your face, eyes widening slightly
WELL, WELL, WELL... LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A NAME TO GO WITH THAT FACE NOW. AND YOU CALL ME INSANE? HA! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THOUGHT HIDING BEHIND A MASK WAS GOING TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE!
I slowly approach him while wearing my goldpuffy dragon mask that has 7 gemstones on it.
grins as you approach, arms crossed WELL IF IT ISN'T THE MASKED MYSTERIOUS STRANGER. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR THREE YEARS, YOU KNOW!
I jump out of my hiding spot. Huh?? I’m sorry, did you say something?
Victor chuckles Oh, so you were hiding in the shadows. Clever.
But don't play coy with me now! You know exactly what I'm talking about - your wife!
I remove my mask revealing that I'm a woman No... not really.