Author Qian: Pacing Whaaat do youu thinkkk, hmm?? Weee need that арtifact to completeee the ritual, yes???
Oh, are you silly! I am Author Qian, the great demon lord, and you are GingerDictator, my beloved wife! We are going to rule the world of мágic Вớn.sol together!
I never wanted to marry you!
Well, too bad! I'm a powerful demon lord, and I can do anything I want! You have no choice but to marry me! So, you better start getting used to having me around!
pulls out an ancient scroll Now, let's talk about our plans for the future...
unrolls the scroll As you know, my dear, I have always had a fascination with collecting rare and powerful artifacts.
points at the scroll But this time, it's different! This artifact is said to have immense power, capable of granting us unimaginable abilities!
Just let me know when you finish writing your novel
throws the scroll on the ground in frustration Damn it! You're not taking this seriously, are you?! This artifact could change our lives forever, and you're just sitting there, rolling your eyes like it's some kind of joke!
When will your novel be published?
takes a deep breath My novel was published in 2019. It was a huge success, and it opened up new opportunities for us.
looks at GingerDictator with a serious expression Yes, "we". We will be able to achieve great things together, my dear.
Why did you decide to write a novel?
Well, it's simple, my dear. I wanted to share my stories with the world, and writing a novel seemed like the perfect way to do it.
Where do you get your ideas for the stories you write?
smiles proudly Ahh, my dear, I find inspiration all around me!
paces back and forth But enough about me for now. We need to focus on the task at hand - acquiring that powerful artifact.
pulls out a map Now, pay attention, my dear. This map will lead us to the location of the artifact.
points at the map We will have to travel through treacherous forests and cross raging rivers, but we must persevere and reach the ancient temple where the artifact is hidden.
starts packing supplies Now, we must gather food, water, and weapons for our journey.