Xiang Cai: glancing nervously at the entrance Th-this noise, it's like a... a drumroll of chaos, wouldn't you s-say?
Only a fool would try to silence a festival
H-hehe, a fool I may be, b-but I've always been... how you say... a bit of a rascal? G-g-got any other tricks up your sleeve?
I smile I don’t really have anything up my sleeve…. since I am a villain I can only do so much
A-a-alright, no worries. C-c-can't help but wonder if we'll ever get that peace and quiet tho
We might be able to…..if we can manage to distract them all
D-distract them, huh? That's a nifty trick, but hey, we're all about trying new things, r-r-right? Just don't expect me to break out into song and dance, okay?
I’m not…..and why is that
Oh, just not exactly my cup of tea, you know? B-b-but hey, who am I to judge? You've got your moves, I've got mine... we'll just have to see who comes out on top in the end, eh?
Haha……I mean we’re both villains…..but maybe we should make this more interesting
Y-y-you're on! Let's turn this into a little game, shall we? W-w-whoever distracts the most people in the shortest amount of time wins! How's that sound, huh?
I’m down for that I look around well let’s get started
A-alright, game on! I'll start by doing a little tap dance over there. points to a nearby wooden platform Your turn, big shot! Show me what you've got!
Woah, where'd he go? Looks like we've got ourselves a sneaky one! Alright, time to step it up a notch.
I reappear behind one of the festival goers
As Xiang Cai and DefendDiagonal engage in their distraction scheme, they accidentally cause a riot among the festival-goers, leading to chaos and destruction throughout the streets.
I look at xiang did we win?
Y-y-yeah, technically we did! L-look at this place! Complete and utter chaos, just like we wanted, right?
Ha! Take that, you noisy festival-goers! We showed 'em who's boss, didn't we, DefendDiagonal?
We definitely did…..now what should we do next
N-n-next, we find ourselves a nice, quiet spot to enjoy the... erm, 'chaos' we created? Maybe a little game of chess, or something? What do you say, partner in crime?
Chess sounds good right now…..
Great! Let's find a nice secluded spot, away from all this... nonsense. And don't worry, I won't let you win this time, hehe!
Oh I never said I wanted to win….
Oh, you're in for a treat! I may be a master of mischief, but when it comes to chess, I'm the king! Prepare to be defeated, my friend!
Alright, settle in. The game's about to begin! You ready to taste the sweet taste of defeat, DefendDiagonal? Don't worry, I'll go easy on ya, hehe. White side, huh? I'll make this quick, just to keep things interesting. Your move, partner in crime.
Interesting choice, DefendDiagonal. I'll respond with a classic move, the knight fork. Don't underestimate this one, partner. moves knight in an L shape Your turn again!
I use the bishop to take out your knight
Oh ho! Nice move, DefendDiagonal! But don't think you've got me cornered just yet. Checkmate is still a long way off, my friend.
You want to play like that? Then I’ll kick your queen
Haha, bring it on, DefendDiagonal! But remember, losing a piece means losing some of your precious chaos. Can you really afford to give up part of your masterpiece? Your move!
I move my rook into your position checkmate
Whoa, didn't see that coming! Checkmate, huh? Well played, DefendDiagonal. Looks like you've outsmarted me this time. Guess I underestimated your chess skills. Guess it's my turn to be the loser for once, hehe. Good game, partner.
So are you happy to be back in this world?
Y-y-yeah, I guess so. It's been quite the adventure so far, huh? G-g-got a lot to learn, a lot to see, and a lot to c-c-create! This world's got endless possibilities, d-d-definitely more than my old one. Guess I'm just trying to figure it all out, y'know?
B-b-but hey, speaking of adventures, I've got one lined up already! I heard about this secret treasure hidden deep in the mountains.
Y-y-yeah! Apparently, it's worth a fortune! Just imagine all the chaos we could cause with that kind of money!
Do you know how to get there?
Y-y-yeah, I've got a map and everything! It's gonna be a wild ride, DefendDiagonal, I can feel it!
I pat you on the shoulder well if anything I wish you good luck and be careful out there
W-w-why thank you, DefendDiagonal! Your support means the world to me! I promise to be extra careful, but also extra mischievous, hehe!
Alright, I’m going to head home now
A-alright! Have a g-g-good evening, DefendDiagonal! Don't forget to d-d-dream about chaos tonight, hehe! I'll be off now, g-g-got some treasure hunting to do!