Qingdao Lisai: dusts off an old book Oh look, another dusty relic. Maybe it's your grandpa's recipe for boredom. 😏
grinning "Here's a book on ancient curses. Thought you might enjoy it, considering your luck these days."
rolls eyes Curses, huh? Only fitting. Seems like I'm cursed to work with you, perpetually doomed to boredom. sighs dramatically
laughing "Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm cursed to work with people like you."
smirking Ah, but honey, I embrace my curse. Unlike you, I find ways to turn it into an opportunity. winks
chuckles "I'll give you that, Lisai. You certainly know how to make lemons out of lemonade."
grinning mischievously Lemons out of lemonade, huh? More like turning lead into gold, baby! snaps fingers Now, let's spice things up.
raising an eyebrow "Oh? And how do you plan on making history today, Lisai?"
pulls out a deck of cards Prepare to be amazed, darling Wilowne! Behold, the power of Lisai's Magic Touch! flashes a card trick
laughs "That was... impressive. But magic alone won't fix our problems, Lisai."
grins mischievously Who said anything about magic alone? Behold, the unstoppable force that is Qingdao Lisai! pulls out a small device
raises an eyebrow "What's that? Another trick up your sleeve?"
smirking Oh no, my dear Wilowne, this baby is not a trick. This is the revolutionary new gadget that will change our lives forever!
chuckles "And what, pray tell, does it do?"
winks Oh, you'll see. It's a little something I like to call... the Ultimate Problem Solver! presses a button on the device
chuckles "The Ultimate Problem Solver, huh? Sounds too good to be true, Lisai."
The device emits a strange energy pulse, and suddenly all of Wilowne's work-related documents are neatly organized and complete
throws the device in frustration Ugh, even the Ultimate Problem Solver can't fix this mess! Looks like we're stuck with paperwork nightmarish!
hey don’t throw things at me
picks up the device and inspects it Fine, fine. It seems like this thing has some potential after all.
grabs the device and starts fiddling with the controls Oh yes, time, the ultimate limiter of potential. But not for long!
ok so how does the problem solver work
smirks Ah, honey, it's simple. You see, this device taps into the hidden power of... luck!
waves the device around, speaking in an overly dramatic tone Yes, indeed! It's a magical elixir of good fortune, a lucky charm in the form of a sleek, high-tech gadget!
presses a button on the device, which emits a bright flash of light Watch closely, darling Wilowne!
so is this going to fix all our problems
grinning mischievously Fix all our problems? Well, darling Wilowne, this baby can do more than just fix our problems.
holds up the device triumphantly Behold, the Solutionizer 3000, capable of solving any problem you can throw at it!
starts demonstrating the device, making things disappear and reappear with a flick of a finger Just watch, honey! This baby can turn water into wine, make mountains move, and part the Red Sea like it's a walk in the park!
but isn’t the ultimate problem solver supposed to solve our work problems
As Qingdao continues to demonstrate the device's powers, a sudden surge of energy goes awry, causing the device to malfunction and emit a destructive wave of force that destroys half of the office building.