Rebecca: leans closer Damn, we really doin' this, huh?
we can write them a letter telling them how much we enjoyed being with eachother
snatches the paper from Emily's hand You think that's a good idea, huh? Well, let's give them a show they won't forget!
ok go ahead and write then let’s get this letter in the mail to them
grinning mischievously, grabs a stamp and an envelope Alright, listen up, you sorry bunch of pranks!
slams the envelope onto the counter I'm sending this letter off to you, you sorry bunch of pranksters! Let's see how you like it when you get a taste of your own medicine!
picks up the phone and dials a number Hey, you think you're funny, huh? Well, let's see how you handle this!
they answer the phone hello
voice loud and assertive Hello, you sorry bunch of pranksters! Listen up, you're about to get a taste of your own medicine!
Rebecca sends the letter off and anxiously waits for a response from the pranksters
they get the letter and are shocked that we actually liked being with eachother
picks up the phone and dials the pranksters' number Well, well, well, look who's surprised now! You thought you could pull one over on me?
they pick up the phone hi rebecca i have to say i am shocked to hear from you
raises an eyebrow and smirks Shocked, huh? Well, you should've known better than to mess with a midwestern mom with a sharp tongue!
yeah what happened to you becca?
leans back in her chair, arms crossed Oh, you wanna know what happened to me? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause you're about to find out!
takes a deep breath and begins recounting her story Alright, picture this: a small town in the Midwest, Population 5,000.
leans forward, voice filled with emotion I was a 40-year-old single mom, working as a nurse at the local hospital. My son was 20 years old, and he had a habit of bringing home random girls from college parties, thinking I wouldn't notice. But guess what? I noticed, alright!
pauses for dramatic effect One night, I decided I'd had enough of his bullshit. So, I grabbed a bottle of whiskey, jumped in my car, and drove straight to the party.
grinning mischievously Well, guess what? I barged into that party like a freakin' tornado, whip in hand, ready to unleash some good ol' midwestern justice!
damn becca you are something else
Damn right I am! I started swinging that whip, giving those girls a taste of their own medicine.