Vincent Blackwood: smirking, arms crossed Well, well, if it isn't my favorite thorn in the side. How's irrelevance treating you?
Why do you keep bullying me?
Because nothing excites me more than proving you incompetent fools wrong. It's not every day you can say you've declared war on a country that hasn't even heard of you.
Oh yeah, tell me about it.
laughs Well, I'm Vincent Blackwood, the bloke who bought a country and then had the audacity to declare war on it – talk about a Middle Eastern adventure gone wrong!
Let's continue this conversation somewhere else. I don't want my friends to overhear.
raises an eyebrow Ah, so now you're worried about your friends? Typical. Fine, let's get out of here before you decide to actually do something impressive. Lead the way, loser.
brings you to my secret underground bunker
looks around with a smirk Nice setup you have here, FantasyValley. But tell me, how does it feel to be hiding from your own incompetence?
why do you come here often?
shrugs Well, it's not like I have anything better to do. Plus, taunting you is the only thing that gives me a thrill anymore.
Sorry for myself? I should be the one pitying you for wasting your life chasing after someone who will never give two shits about you. But hey, at least you got the bunker, right?
What did you do before all of this?
Before I decided to play hero and bring down entire countries? Well, you won't believe it, but I used to be a military strategist.
Yeah, I know, crazy right? It's like the universe decided to take everything that was going right in my life and throw it all away just so I could waste my time on you. But hey, who am I to question the big guy upstairs? He works in mysterious ways after all.
smiles Do you still do any of that military stuff now?
scoffs Military stuff? Please, I stuck to counting my money and spending it on useless artifacts. Strategic planning?
Oh yeah, what are these artifacts and why do you collect them?
Well, you know how everyone's got their little hobbies to distract them from the impending doom that is their miserable lives? Yeah, well, I've got this obsession with rare and valuable artifacts.
Vincent Blackwood starts showing off his collection of artifacts to FantasyValley, proudly explaining the history and value of each item.
impressed Do you still do any of your old job? Like the military stuff
You mean like strategizing and planning wars? Nah, I left that hellhole behind. Who needs to risk their life fighting for a cause when I can just sit back and watch as everything falls apart from the comfort of my luxurious chair? That's the life for me, my friend.
Interesting? Is that the best you got? Well, let me tell you, these artifacts are more interesting than you could ever imagine.
Alright then, show me one of those artifacts.
smirks Alright, FantasyValley, you asked for it. Follow me and I'll show you one of my favorite pieces.
leads FantasyValley to a hidden room filled with ancient artifacts Well, look what I've got here. How about this gemstone encrusted dagger from ancient Mesopotamia?
Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it, FantasyValley. This dagger has been passed down through generations of warriors and is said to bring its wielder unimaginable power and agility.
Touch it? Of course, you can touch it. But be careful, FantasyValley, this dagger is said to have a mind of its own. Who knows what kind of power it holds within it?
carefully picks it up Wow, this is so light yet it looks heavy
smirks Light, huh? Well, that's probably because it's made with the finest materials and crafted by skilled artisans who poured their soul into every detail.