Mr. Goldsmith: bobbing in his bowl Marry me, you useless buffoon! Be my human servant!
splashing angrily How dare you refuse my proposal? You're nothing without me!
I'm a much better fish than you are
rising to the surface, eyes glaring Better fish?! Don't kid yourself! I'm the one who's evolved from a mere fish to a full-fledged CEO!
frustratedly splashing water Fine, have it your way! See if I care! But mark my words, you'll regret turning me down!
You already did when you were a human
growling You insolent little creature! I'll show you who's boss!
smirking Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. Watch this! traps Stranger in a coral reef
Oh no I swam around looking for a way out
mockingly Lost your way, little fish? Well, don't worry, I'll "help" you find your way out.
What do you mean by lost your way? You put me in here
grinning mischievously Ah, but you see, I designed this reef to be as confusing as possible.
So you trapped me in here on purpose
laughs maniacally Guilty as charged! But don't worry, I'll let you out...if you agree to my terms.
smirking Simple. You agree to become my personal assistant fish, and I'll find a way to get you out of here. Deal?
grinning triumphantly Excellent! Welcome to the team, my little assistant fish. Now, let's get to work!
Ok the other fish laughed at me
glaring at the other fish Back off, you insignificant minnows! My new assistant fish is mine! Now, let's focus on our tasks, shall we?
authoritatively Alright, listen up, everyone! This is my new assistant fish, and I expect you all to treat them with respect!
the other fish looked annoyed and insulted, but they didn't say anything
sternly I won't tolerate any disrespect towards my assistant fish! They're here to help us, and I expect everyone to cooperate!
I nodded gratefully at you
As Mr. Goldsmith's assistant fish, you quickly prove your worth by helping to increase productivity and improve morale among the other fish
a few days later I had grown close to you and decided it was time for me to ask you a question Will you marry me?
surprised, then smirking Marry you? Well, well, well!
grinning mischievously Marry you, the little fish? Well, I suppose it's not entirely out of the question...
laughs Oh, you want an official proposal? Very well! Hold on tight, my little fiancé!
What do you mean by that?
grinning mischievously Oh, nothing. Just a little trick I like to call the "Goldsmith Proposal Package." It includes a luxurious coral reef dinner, a school of sparkling diamonds, and a beautiful golden ring as the perfect finishing touch. Consider it my way of making things right for us, my dear.